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Don’t think that the Wacky Ricers series ended just like that! Because we’re back with some more idiotic teams that you may never think of. Let’s start with the smallest of them all…

Apparently some people do have a hard time differentiating the differences between an A-Class, and a Honda Jazz. Well, for one, they both look similar from the side. So why not add Benz rims to it and make it “stylish”?

And some people apparently have even a harder time differentiating the differences between an actual streetrod, and a city car… (sigh)

While Mitsubishi is probably still a strategic partner of DaimlerChrysler AG (Now only Daimler AG), some thinks they can mix and mash the brands here and there…

Of course, some also thinks that they own a “mini” bus, you know, something waaay smaller than a PPD, Damri, or Mayasari Bakti.

While I can take the cheesy color scheme here…

I really can’t understand the idea of using Benz rims on a freaking Kijang…

And a twin-weird looking exhaust tailpipes even adds a great deal to that weird persona.

I don’t know, maybe people would die if they don’t put German rims on Japanese cars…

While at first these cars are not eligible to enter the Wacky Ricers competition, the committee thinks that these Japanese cars showed their effort to become German and let them participate.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 360 U, somewhere in Karawaci. (Strade)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 8606 EH, somewhere in Jakarta. (RC)
Mitsubishi Colt, B 7216 AY, Bekasi Barat tolls. (Mpu Gondring)
Toyota Kijang, B 1988 PJ, Grand Indonesia parking area. (B)
Toyota Kijang, unknown license plate, Semanggi Expo. (DW)

What do you need to be the fastest team in the competition? Well, none other than having two or more tailpipes at your disposal! And the roster…

The American-born Korean-born American POS Chevrolet Aveo with two tailpipes stuck on its bumper. Tell me, doesn’t it melt?

The sibling… The black Aveo, with a fake exhaust pipe on the right side. Yes, buddy, we know it’s fake!

The Honda City with some attitude, but unfortunately, very low boost, and probably a fake rim.

The Honda Jazz with well, maybe this is the story… The rims are too big, and the car’s too lowered, maybe it needed twin exhausts so that it wouldn’t go that fast and hurt your butt? Hmm…

The tiny fella with a V16… Fantastic!

The Eterna with twin-exhausts and a single sided bumper guard. It probably sways to the right too often…

The first of its kind, the twin tailed APV, with the oh-so-unsafe all-red taillights…

And its sibling, the V16-powered APV with additional brake lights that look like a baboon’s ass.

The Toyota iSt with the biggest butt ever to accommodate its road-scraping tin can exhausts…

And the best of them all! The exhausts may not be separated, but the unity gives THAT extra oomph (of humiliation). Of course the wing and the strangely built bodykit add some points, too.

Facts:
Chevrolet Aveo, B 2238 OS, somewhere in Antasari. (B)
Chevrolet Aveo, D 121 BU, somewhere in Menteng. (CW)
Honda City, B 8130 BE, Benton Junction parking area, Karawaci. (B)
Honda Jazz, B 8646 JA, Sunter. (JRH)
Hyundai Atoz, B 1133 QJ, unknown location. (JRH)
Mitsubishi Eterna, B 2997 ZR, unknown location. (JRH)
Suzuki APV, B 8710 GD, Alam Sutera, Serpong, Tangerang. (B)
Suzuki APV, D1531 UE, somewhere in Bandung. (WW)
Toyota iSt, B 44 LK, somewhere in Jakarta. (Tongki)
Toyota Vios, W 198 FC, Rungkut, Surabaya. (HN)

Yes people, Team Lancer… And just like what the name said, we have tons of them to show. This team must be the team with the most members, and Lancers do come in various shapes and sizes. We meant that literally, by the way…

So, let’s start off with what we think as the leader of Team Lancer, which is none other than the infamous…

B 1152 DP, of course! It looks like a Calamari, doesn’t it? I bet its fast on both land and underwater. A note to the owner… If you come here and pull the crapload of shit of comments to us or anything, well, we just don’t really care on who the fuck you are.

Next up, the purest of the Lancers…

I just can’t believe with all that shit, he uses friggin Fabulous Profounds… We have no confirmation on whether those are fakes or not.

Next, the most stylistic of all Lancers, the masquerading gay-painted Lancer…

Update: We’re moving the Proton Saga to its own post, sorry for the error!

The next member in line is the tallest-wing-ever Lancer. Or like they said, “My car isn’t a Lancer, my car is an Evo!!” Yes, say it out loud people, EVOLUTION!

This must be the least fortunate member of the Lancers, with el cheapo mods and bumpers that will probably fall off anytime soon. Still sponsored by Harley Davidson, of course.

This is another unique member of Team Lancer. Its specialty… Rally courses! Tribal stickers are also used to blend in the car with the natives they pass on each checkpoint.

You can run, but you can’t hide… The lancer with the lack of confidence made itself hidden behind a pick-up. But oh! The wing still shows…

The most fearsome of them all… The Lancer that could eat you with its daring teeth… I mean, bumper.

Last but not least, with a V8 rocket inside its engine bay, the supersonic Lancer. Also, GPS-equipped for easy tracking.

Facts:
B 1152 DP, unknown location.
AB 8075 DN, UPH parking area, Karawaci. (B)
B 2127 NW, Cikampek Tolls. (Mpu Gondring)
B 2355 JC, Bintaro Jaya. (BD)
B 2964 RT, Halim. (Mpu Gondring)
B 8588 VF, Cikini. (B)
B 8684 CL, Radio Dalam. (AH)
BK 668 BJ, Pasteur, Bandung. (AR)
Unknown license plate, Pandawa Ban, Pakubuwono. (DW)

It’s been a while since we introduced the participating teams of Wacky Ricers to you, so today let’s meet one of our most obese teams… Team Big Ass!

Well, as the name suggested, I assume you could pretty much estimate what the members would look like, such as this…

Since it’s the biggest in the team, consider this KIA Carnival as the team’s Optimus Prime, a big bad-ass leader… Or some sort… Well, of course, Optimus never wears any skirt…

Next in line would be this big-ass X-Trail. And as a big-ass SUV, it also needs a big-ass wing, bigger than your Momma’s house’s window canopy.

In an attempt to make the whole body into a straight line, this guy decided to fatten up the whole damn ass. I really don’t see the points of downforce here. This could be the team’s mascot…

Of course no team would be complete without the presence of a big-ass sedan or two, such as this V8 4-inline powered Corolla…

And its younger brother that seems to have eaten lots of donuts…

That’s all for today’s edition of Wacky Ricers. Stay tuned, as we post more and more teams! Don’t worry, folks! We got plenty of them.

Facts:
KIA Carnival, B 2507 AD, Kelapa Gading. (Tongki)
Nissan X-Trail, B 100 LG, unknown location.
Toyota Avanza, unknown license plate, Bintaro. (JRH)
Toyota Corolla, B 8700 TE, Plaza Senayan. (Tongki)
Toyota Corolla, D 1424 PR, Karawaci, Tangerang. (DW)

Looks like beating the other teams are not that easy. This condition forces Team Red Thunder to recruit more and more of those sorry looking pancakes.

Like this flashy Honda City, with the exceptional sticker job. Too fast too furious, mm?

And the little dick with stripes…

Facts:
Honda City, B 273 FP, Tirtamarta parking area, Pondok Indah. (B)
Hyundai Atoz, B 1590 JV, Universitas Indonesia, Depok. (DW)