Add More Horsepower!

No, I don’t. And frankly speaking, right now I’m glad I don’t have one. Not to discredit any Honda owners here, I believe that Honda is as good as any Japanese cars as well. So why am I happy of not owning a Honda? I have seven, yes, seven reasons for you:

Some dude thought that it is best to install a soil plougher on a Honda and not a tractor.

Some people thought that it is best to have warp drives on Hondas. Not that they need warp drives, but you know, just so that they look… Hip.

Another dude thinks that his car is black. And that it needed that extra wing for extra downforce. Yeah, like it’s fast…

As for this guy, okay, kudos for the white paint. But seriously, it’s a freaking Honda. Not a Benz. And with a car that low, why don’t you use no tires at all instead? It’s pointless having a set of tires that scrapes off your fender ALL THE TIME.

This, people, is what you call “The Little Dragon”. This is a perfect example of what an Asian-owned Honda should look like.

And as for the crown jewel, the grape/orange ice cream. And, look! He’s a member of that so-called Loser auto community. Loser? Indeed. Does he even realize that by using a bigger rim on the rear of an FF car won’t do anything to its grip?

Facts:
Honda Accord, B 1117 XG, somewhere in Serpong. (B)
Honda Accord, L 1242 BJ, Ngagel Jaya, Surabaya. (HN)
Honda Civic, B 61 MS, Bintaro. (B)
Honda Civic, B 1683 CG, somewhere in Serpong. (B)
Honda City, B 8973 SH, somewhere in Ciputat. (AES)
Honda City, B 8876 AB, Taman Palem. (XE)
Honda Civic, B 2987 DF, ITC Fatmawati. (AES)

Or EVOs, they said. Well, news flash, pals. EVOs are EVOs and Lancers are Lancers. Your Lancer is not an Evolution. With that in mind, let’s go through a selection of Lancers that has probably meet each of their fortunate and unfortunate events in the effort of becoming an EVOLUTION. The fortunate event? Having the ability to show off their friends that they have a fake or poser Evolution. The unfortunate event? Being put here by us :D.

This is a moderate textbook ricer. If you have no cash whatsoever to create the Evolution of your life, simply paint the hood and rims black, and you’re all set!

Or, you can always add those striking stripes and a humongous spoiler to mimic that Tomi Makinen Edition model.

You can also put some “gils” on the hood, and add a GT-Wing to it. As you can see, UPH is nowhere short of dumb students.

If a wing is not enough, non-functional and thick-as-hell diffusers would always do nicely. I’m beginning to wonder if that GTI emblem is fake. Well, may be it is!

You can even do it in white. It makes the Lanc… Sorry… EVOLUTION cleaner!

Or, you can do the combination of both elements! A soil plougher and a bad-ass wing! Works every time…

You see, mixing and matching elements are basically the basic inspiration for ricers. But if none of those tricks feel right on you…

You can always make one from scratch!

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, AB 7474 DN, near Bona Indah. (B)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 14 RZ, Citibank Pondok Indah. (B)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 817 RA, UPH parking area. (B)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 1857 OI, unknown location. (AES)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 1422 OI, somewhere in Bintaro. (B)
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 8848 ED, unknown location. (AES)
Mitsubishi Lancer, unknown license plate, Haji Nawi. (AES/B)

This particular Toyota Corolla has been in our blog three times. Yes, people, three times. You don’t believe me? Then just click here, click here, and you might as well click here to see what the owner looks like. So, today, why not make it the fourth appearance? Presenting the latest evolution of B 812 PY…

And from the updated pictures, you’ll know that it is now a Scion, it has a finished bodywork, no spoilers, and less-protruding GPS antennas on its rear windshield. So therefore, we’d like to give the owner a Ricerboy’s Lifetime Achievement Award!

You are now truly acknowledged as a true breed ricerboy that will not stop no matter what! Again, congratulations! You made Vin and Paul real proud!

Facts:
Toyota Corolla, B 812 PY, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.
Thanks to B for the photos.

I don’t have a clue whether those are diffusers, a damn boat’s rudders, or if they are simply warts…

Facts:
Hyundai Elantra, B 8048 OC, somewhere in Serpong.
Thanks to B for the photo.

While one of my friends is looking desperately for a genuine Toyota Corolla DX and have it restored, this idiot managed to turn one into this:

People, this is the result when you got: One, too many spare time in your hands; Two, a bucket load of money (that probably belong to your old man); Three, crappy taste; And four, a pee-sized brain and penis. Even more shocking photos below:

Facts:
Toyota Corolla, BK 1677 DQ, unknown location.
Thanks to BJ for the photos.