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Okay, we probably exaggerated the image. But it’s not everyday that you see ricers riding side-by-side. And what’s more important, both of them are Coronas:

Here’s the first and older Corona:

Which is more subtle compared to its younger sibling:

I guess when you’re a ricer, age can surely show the approximate level of your maturity. But then again, if once a ricer, they’re always ricers.

Oh, by the way, in case you didn’t notice, the guy on the right? He’s our mascot. No, seriously, he’s OUR MASCOT.

Facts:
Toyota Corona, B 679 WN.
Toyota Corona, BL 819 WD.
Both taken at Jalan Panjang by DW.

Forget Michael Knight. Forget the Knight Industries Three Thousand. This… Is the Knight Industries Ten Thousand:

This is what the new Attack Mode looks like, and I think it is running down the tolls at 2.450 KPH. Wow, that’s like Mach 2!!!! Phew… It must be tough driving a KITT, especially in that traffic. I can assure you that whoever this next Knight Foundation agent is, he is a superhuman (and no, the Knight Industries Ten Thousand doesn’t come with an autodrive capability, but it has at least three Djarum Black stickers, though. I bet that counts for something.)

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 1626 EI, Tangerang Tolls.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Over the few last weeks, we’ve gathered a lot of strangely modified cars that we, as normal human beings, simply cannot comprehend. After a brief observation, we’ve found several ways on how mentally ill people modify their cars:

1. Use a cheap, common, but outrageous looking body kits. It makes you like in unity.

While it may look just as normal as it should be, you’d probably noticed that the rear skirt seemed a bit crooked. Maybe the guy did this on some “bengkel pinggir jalan”. Did you also notice that 3-holed side skirt? It seems that it’s in trend right now, which I can prove by showing you…

This… And if that’s not enough proof, I can also show you…

This. I can’t say much about this one except that the owner is surely gay.

Toyota Yaris is also one of the rising stars in the ricing world. The owner of this one is mentally ill enough to decide on using a replacement bumper as ridiculous as this. And yes, I’m having trouble locating the license plate.

2. Think that your car is faster than anything in its class.

This is also another example of the Toyota Yaris. Not only the body kits, this car was also retrofitted with a V16 engine, and wheels that resemble those in a horse carriage.

3. Use body kits that don’t even match with the car’s design.

If you’re talking about the state of mental health, up to this point, there’s probably nothing sicker than combining this Batman-esque body kit with a red liftback Corolla.

4. Use the latest stealth technology (or at least what they thought).

Yes, apart from turning your Eterna into a large-ass crap, you can also use invisible GT-Wings. Yes, I know it doesn’t exist, but to mentally ill people, they do.

5. Use some other car’s body parts.

Just think “Frankenstein”.

6. Imagine that your car is a monster.

Or in this case, a fossilized dinousar.

Or a fire-breathing dragon.

7. Best of all, imagine that your car is something else.

Like a Cadillac, perhaps? Because always remember, only Jacobson can fuck up your car and make you pay for it.

Facts:
Toyota Corolla, B 8010 UN, Menteng. (B)
Toyota Soluna, B 1821 JO, Karang Tengah tolls. (DW)
Mitsubishi Eterna, unknown license plate, Radio Dalam. (B)
Toyota Yaris, unknown license plate, ITB. (RM)
Toyota Yaris, B 8688 GJ, unknown location. (Lunatic)
Toyota Corolla, B 8923 CB, Bintaro Plaza. (dos)
Mitsubishi Eterna, B 8496 GD, Senayan. (DW)
Nissan Sentra, B 1305 ZU, Serpong. (B)
Toyota ist, unknown license plate, unknown location.
Toyota Kijang, BM 123 RH, Karang Tengah tolls. (DW)
Volvo, B 1 BX, Deplu. (B) 

Nahhhh, we’re just kidding. This is the OLD Honda Jet. The one you’re about to see is so much more than just a plane…

It’s also a car, a jet fighter (look at those sticks protruding on its front bumper), a soil plougher, and a die-hard Harley Davidson fan at the same time. Now if you have a lot of differentiation on your occupation, this is the vehicle you should buy.

Facts:
Honda Stream, AB 7607 EH, somewhere in Yogyakarta.
Thanks to AP for the photo. 

What are body kits? Are they a necessity and the epitome of riceness? As a matter of fact, maybe they are, as some people really eager to put on just about any body kit that doesn’t even match their cars’ curves, such as these:

Not only that it’s gay, it wears the ultimate skirt of an automobile cross-dresser.

If you’re a hardcore Star Wars fan and looking for a Mon Calamari Star Cruiser for your daily ride, look no further.

Just like the Incredible Hulk, its lips are apparently bigger than it can contain. And oh yeah, Marsupilami is definitely a must-have.

This Avanza is as if a clean moulding-less doors are not possible.

This may look normal, but do pay attention where the fenders doesn’t seem to follow the same line as the bumpers, and yes, that’s one literally big-ass Corolla.

Facts:
Daihatsu Charade, B 1042 JB, somewhere in Jl. Pahlawan, Badung. (RF)
Mazda 323, B 2354 NS, near Tanah Kusir. (B)
Suzuki Escudo, B 2972 PD, somewhere in Pasar Baru. (BI)
Toyota Avanza, unknown license plate, somewhere in Manilla. (MJ)
Toyota Corolla, B 1406 K, JCC parking area. (AES)