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Lebaran is coming! Which means the holiday is also just about at our doorstep. So we’re going to end this week with cars that riceboys could use to “pulang kampung”:

First of all, it’s the APV. Well nothing beats this, it’s vacant, it has a lot of seats. And in this case, stickers! That can guarantee that you arrive to your hometown faster!

As old as it maybe, but with four exhausts at its disposal, even the APV is no match in speed…

The gayish pink Avanza is obviously the perfect car for those gay riceboys… It fits 8 people! Can you imagine what it’s gonna be when you pack 8 gays in a car on a journey, say, to Yogyakarta?

Some riceboys might want to show their families what it’s like to be a riceboy when they got home. As for this one, too bad, when he modded that rear skirt, he forgot that he has an exhaust pipe on his car.

Kijang, the jack-of-all-trades is obviously one of the top choices for riceboys. This one however, with those big-ass wheels I’m not really sure if it could make it to go all the way back to its owner’s hometown. But don’t worry, again, with four exhausts and shaved doors, not even a Murcielago can beat the crap out of this.

If your hometown is reachable only by scaling mountains, yes, you can use this one. One thing to keep in mind is that it may topple at any time.

For those who have a bit more of a “Fortune”, yes, there’s nothing wrong with showing a bit of a bling to your family back there. It’s one of those ways to show them that you can afford cheap stuff.

But apart from all that, this one is off the chart. If you want exclusivity, luxury, power, and speed to be with you on your journey back to your hometown, nothing else could give you that but…

The Rolls Royce Feroza…

Well, here’s our last post before the holiday. Enjoy and cherish the moments with your families. Minal Aidzin Walfaidzin to those who celebrate, and riceboys… Just don’t come back to Jakarta, okay?

Facts:
Suzuki APV, unknown license plate, PIK. (TJ)
Isuzu Panther, BG 2965 WK, Palembang. (GP)
Toyota Avanza, T 81 LA, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Avanza, D 888 UV, Panglima Polim. (B)
Toyota Kijang, BE 2460 BC, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Kijang, BE 90 LD, Pondok Indah. (B)
Toyota Fortuner, D 502 J, Cihampelas. (RM)
Daihatsu Feroza, L 1456 FR, Surabaya. (AHS) 

What are body kits? Are they a necessity and the epitome of riceness? As a matter of fact, maybe they are, as some people really eager to put on just about any body kit that doesn’t even match their cars’ curves, such as these:

Not only that it’s gay, it wears the ultimate skirt of an automobile cross-dresser.

If you’re a hardcore Star Wars fan and looking for a Mon Calamari Star Cruiser for your daily ride, look no further.

Just like the Incredible Hulk, its lips are apparently bigger than it can contain. And oh yeah, Marsupilami is definitely a must-have.

This Avanza is as if a clean moulding-less doors are not possible.

This may look normal, but do pay attention where the fenders doesn’t seem to follow the same line as the bumpers, and yes, that’s one literally big-ass Corolla.

Facts:
Daihatsu Charade, B 1042 JB, somewhere in Jl. Pahlawan, Badung. (RF)
Mazda 323, B 2354 NS, near Tanah Kusir. (B)
Suzuki Escudo, B 2972 PD, somewhere in Pasar Baru. (BI)
Toyota Avanza, unknown license plate, somewhere in Manilla. (MJ)
Toyota Corolla, B 1406 K, JCC parking area. (AES)

Every a few period or so, there comes a time where we pile up cars with simply wrong emblems and aftermarket badges. So, here are a few of them:

The gay-pinkish Honda Accord owner who thought he has a Mercedes.

The Suzuki Baleno owner who thought that if you buy something from Indomobil Group, it ought to be a Nissan.

And the high school retard who can’t differentiate between a Honda Fit and a Toyota Yaris. And oh, we have bonus photos, too!

This must be the weirdest projector headlight ever made for the Yaris, and…

This is the high school retard, whose according to our sources is named Prambono. Aww, so sweet… Too bad that REAL MEN have IQ and he doesn’t.

Facts:
Honda Accord, B 255 EE, BSD City. (dos)
Suzuki Baleno, B 97 BL, Pasaraya Grande parking area. (dos)
Toyota Yaris, D 1389 LA, unknown location. (RR)

Yes, it’s a news excerpt, and yes, that’s the original title. Finally! Something from the Indonesian news that is worth reading! One of our contributors just sent us a very SHOCKING news update. We took the article out from detikcom, and since we respect journalism professionally, what you see and read here, is what it is originally. Except for our comments, that is. So let’s begin with the pictures along with their original caption…

Sebuah mobil Honda Civic nopol DK 377 PA nyaris ludes terbakar. Sepasang kekasih nyaris terperangkap dalam mobil.

Mobil Honda Civic tahun 1997 yang dimodifikasi terbakar. Diduga akibat arus pendek, Rabu (2/4). Petugas pemadam kebakaran berjuang memadamkan api.

Sepasang kekasih panik melihat mobilnya meledak dan mengeluarkan percikan api. Mobil ini terbakar saat melaju di kawasan Renon, Denpasar.

Petugas PMK membuka kap mobil untuk menghentikan bunyi klakson yang memekikkan telinga.

And now, the original article, along with our comments in italics…

Denpasar – Nasib tragis hampir dialami sepasang kekasih, Wira dan Ima. Mereka nyaris terperangkap di dalam mobil Honda Civic yang tiba-tiba terbakar.

Mobil buatan tahun 1997 yang telah dimodifikasi sport ini terbakar saat melaju di kawasan Sudirman, Denpasar, pukul 16.50 wita, Rabu (2/04/2008).

Oh, detikcom, thou art so naive…

Ima menjelaskan saat melaju dengan kecepatan 40 km per jam tiba-tiba terdengar suara letusan dari bagian depan. Tak lama kemudian keluar percikan api dan asap dari bagian depan.

Sepasang kekasih yang baru pulang kuliah ini panik. Mereka bingung sehingga tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa. Saat api sudah membesar, mereka belum bisa keluar dari dalam mobil.

You can be sure that it goes slow, alright… (40 kph).

“Kita panik tidak tahu bagaimana caranya keluar. Untunglah setelah otak-atik pintu, kita bisa keluar,” kata Ima. Setelah berhasil keluar dari mobil mereka pun kembali panik karena api kian besar sehingga kap bagian depan mobil melepuh.

With that kind of scissor door, of course it’s hard to get out!

Beruntung seorang warga dengan sigap menelepon petugas PMK. Satu unit PMK yang berjarak 1 km dari TKP langsung memadamkan api. Mobil berwarna ungu ini pun selamat dari amukan api.

“Sebelum terbakar, kemarin bel mobil mati. Mungkin sekarang terbakar akibat konsleting. Saya harus ganti mesin nih,” kata Wira sedih.

Dude, I have a better idea for you. Why not go get a bicycle instead? And in my entire life, I never knew that cars have bells. Are you talking about something older than the Ford Model T?

Kebakaran mobil ini membuat jalan di kawasan Renon macet. Pengendara memadati jalanan menyaksikan petugas PMK berjuang memadamkan api. ( gds / djo )

So let’s see here, not only that the riced-up car almost got themselves killed, they managed to stop the traffic. Riceboys are really something, aren’t they? For you humanists that are going to say that it’s bad to mock people who almost got themselves killed, well, go ahead and do so. For all I care, this is one way to show those stinkin’ ricers that if they want to modify their cars, do it properly. My best guess for this case is the short-circuit came from all those unnecessary mumbo jumbos that he’s been adding all this time. Nice work, dude!

Thanks to B for sending this in.
Photos and original article by detikcom.

We haven’t showed you that much of gay cars lately, so here’s our chance. Our first gay car is soooo gay, that it decided to do plastic surgery on its eyes:

But an eye job is seriously nothing compared to what this fag has pulled itself into:

Believe it or not, reports said that it’s a Civic. For the love of God… Bandung, beware! Your city is getting full of faggots…

Facts:
Mazda Astina, D 69 BL, somewhere in Cikampek.
Honda Civic, D 1258 CF, somewhere in Bandung.
Thanks to Jonky Jambul for the photos.