Add More Horsepower!

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, F 1466 BW, somewhere in BSD City.
Thanks to B for the photo.

When Jalopnik did a post on Padang angkots some time ago, we were excited that finally someone did it. But those were angkots, and we have our reasons why we don’t mainly post angkots in our blog. What they didn’t cover is how Padang riceboys are doing, and therefore, feast your eyes:

Because just like when Mercedes Benz did it, a single wiper blade is better than two.

We don’t usually post show cars here, but this dude deserves a good spot here for his questionable sexual orientation.

And I seriously don’t know what’s going on here. This car feels like Twilight Zone.

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 70 MY, somewhere in Padang.
Toyota Celica, B 18 IG, Padang Auto Show.
Toyota Yaris, BA 117 DO, somewhere in Padang.
Thanks to M for the photos.

So what does today’s gays think of besides homogenous sex (euwwhhh)? The color pink, of course!

This is pink.

This is also pink.

This is pink with a bit more creative touch.

This is pink slash something. Well, not so pink, but it’ll do.

As for this… Well, this guy is just plain gay, I guess. And yes, the photos and edits were done by the owner, the Surya Paloh beard fan.

Facts:
Suzuki Baleno, unknown license plate, Mall Cilegon parking area. (dos)
Honda Civic, B 8184 IP, somewhere in BSD. (dos)
Toyota Yaris, D 1779 HV, somewher in Kebon Jeruk. (DW)
Honda Accord, unknown license plate, somewhere in Pondok Indah. (VR)
Suzuki Swift, unknown license, unknown location. (A)

As if the photo needs an explanation. It is true when they say a picture speaks a thousand words.

Facts:
Suzuki Swift, B 8666 DG, Tangerang Tolls.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

2008 has passed and some asked us what are the trends of this year’s rice culture. Well, I can tell you that riceboys don’t seem to have the brain power to produce something different than what you see in the Fast and the Furious. But if you insist, well, here they are:

Anime Stickers
Oh yes, you can bet on it. To Jakarta Barat, Pusat, and Utara ricing culture, Rurouni Kenshin still rocks. In fact, the last time I heard, it’s going to be inaugurated as a religion.

Reflective Stickers
Reflective stickers will find their home in riceboys’ hearts in no time this year. See that “The One” sticker? Rumor has it that these stickers could overcome Kenshin in a matter of months. Fake eyelids and meaningless Japanese character stickers will stay as well.

Gays
Yes, as the world is reaching Armageddon, more and more gays are coming out of the closet. This is a proven fact with the choice of colors they picked for their rides.

Camouflage
Chrome is just so yesterday, this year it’s the year of playing guerilla wars no matter where you are. It’s like bringing the Iraq battlefield home.

White Hoods
Just like chromes, black and faux carbon fiber hoods are things of the past. This year, more and more idiots will decorate their cars with white cutting stickers for no reason.

Triple Tailpipes
Last but not least, riceboys will start to ditch twin tailpipes and put in the new trend… THE TRIPIPES.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 1640 ON, Lippo Supermall parking area. (B)
Toyota Corolla, B 1195 NZ, Pondok Labu. (B)
Honda Jazz, B 8550 TA, Lippo Supermall parking area. (DW)
Honda City, B 8899 WR, Happy Puppy, Yogyakarta. (totenkopf)
Suzuki Escudo, B 1508 JP, Lippo Supermall parking area. (DW)
Toyota Kijang, B 1708 RX, unknown location. (LMP)
Toyota Camry, B 8413 MR, PIM 2 parking area. (B)
Toyota Kijang, unknown license plate, unknown location. (JRH)