Add More Horsepower!

For today’s Car Collection 2008 post, it is time for us to feature, none other but the Toyota Vios. As a replacement for the Soluna, Toyota jam packed this compact sedan with the advertisement “Fuelsaver & Speedmaker”. With that in mind, let’s see how creative riceboys can be…

This Dodge-Viper-esque Toyota Vios is a victim of confusion. One wants an overall racing-style modification, but at the same time, one also wants an elegant-style make up. That explains the racing stripes, stickers, and the Venerdi wheels.

And for crying out loud, it also has the Dub sticker.

It also has a boatload of aftermarket stickers on it, and no aftermarket parts estimated within.

For some reason, it is named “Chayenne”, and with those wings next to the Toyota emblem, this thing will surely… “Fly”…

The owner of this Vios, on the other hand, really put his mind in parallel with Toyota’s advertisement. Since it’s a fuel saver and a speed maker, perhaps the bigger the wing is, the faster and more economical it becomes…

Seen anything wrong with this one? I bet you don’t. But don’t mess around with it…

Because it has a 5.0 liter V8 engine. Why you say? Because this is not a Toyota Vios…

This is a Toyota King Avios. As if naming your car “King” would give you an extra 500HP boost.

As for this one, I don’t know if this should still be called a Vios. Maybe the owner is just “too” creative, because remember, guys… Only Jacobson can screw your car and make you pay for it!

Facts:
Toyota Vios, B 1270 OF, Mangga 2 Square. (AP)
Toyota Vios, B 8989 JZ, somewhere near Semanggi. (Baduy)
Toyota Vios, B 2912 AD, GKI PI parking area. (B)
Toyota Vios, unknown license plate, Jacobson. 

Kid: “Look, Mom! It’s three of the Power Rangers! Aren’t they cool? See? See?”
Mom: “I told you not to watch TV too many times. Remember, only Jacobson can screw your car and make you pay for it!”

Facts:
Unknown car, Jeep Cherokee, BMW 3 Series, all molested into pancakes, Deplu, Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

Dude, if you wanted a pickup that bad, why not get a Kijang, a Panther, or even a Ranger instead? But don’t turn a humble Starlet into something as horrific as this. Stupid, stupid man!

Do you have a Toyota? Well, actually, we do… But somehow we don’t share your stupidity… In case you didn’t know, Toyota has the Kijang, the Hilux, and some other pickups for you to choose. Of course, who are we to stop you from being creatively dumb?

And remember guys! “Only Jacobson can screw your car, and make you pay for it!”

Facts:
Toyota Starlet (More or less), B 8317 VO, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to GT Workshop for the photos.

It’s a car! It’s a spaceship! No… It’s Supergay!!!

And once you made your car to look gay enough, you might as well go all the way…

And all the way to the back that is! And listen, buddy, even if you didn’t put that “Notice” sticker on the back of your car, we as sure as hell will notice it anyway. Who wouldn’t? It’s so freaking weird, man.

Oh yeah, anybody wants to know the story behind this mod? Click here. And you’ll understand that both the owner, and the modificator, are not so bright after all…

And by the way, remember guys, that “Only Jacobson can screw your car, and make you pay for it!”

Facts:
Honda Civic, B 8107 T, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.

What is this? It does have Camry headlights…

Seriously… What car is this? Now it has Harrier taillights. Is it a Toyota?

And what kind of club is an “Asoy Geboy Qlup”?

And Jacobson will be the first local manufacturer to actually make aftermarket calipers. Or is it? The only thing I can say is, “Only Jacobson can screw your car, and make you pay for it!”

Facts:
BMW 3 Series, B 4 V, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.