Add More Horsepower!

Undeniably, the Toyota Avanza is going to be the next mandatory rice car. Right now it would probably stand right under the Honda Jazz, if not on the same level. Kudos to those who mod these cars the way they should be, though. You guys are part of the breed that doesn’t go where the flow does.

Anyway, let’s stop the chatter and start on today’s Car Collection 2008 entry, the Toyota Avanza…

This is truly amazing. Even until now, I don’t have a clue why the dude picked a champagne color, and died the whole trunk flat-black. But to a riceboy, flat-black paint could reduce the weight of anything it is applied on up to 50%. Wow!

This would be the most expensive Avanza, as it is a Lexus. Remember folks, it’s a Lexus, not a Toyota. Riceboys think that every Toyota is a Lexus. And with that Batman-esque accessories and body kits, oh it will surely kick ass.

If you’re looking for an airbrush inspiration, look no further, as this Avanza really knows the meaning of color and shade coordination.

This must be the fastest home-grown Avanza to be ever built in the whole world. 1.3L VVT-i engine with twin hardcore mufflers! Move over, Bugatti Veyron, here comes the king of sissiness.

Latest update from Auto 2000 is that now, you can trade in your taillights with new twin-mufflers. I don’t know why, but to some people, mufflers are probably more useful… Oh are those smoked?! I’m sorry, it’s so black I thought it was part of the body…

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 1758 PI, Mal Taman Anggrek parking area. (HL)
Toyota Avanza, B 1817 PO, Ratu Plaza parking area. (B)
Toyota Avanza, B 1971 Y, unknown location. (AES)
Toyota Avanza, B 8011 WV, JORR tolls. (BD)
Toyota Avanza, B 8021 VD, somewhere in Bintaro. (B)

It’s been a while since we have serial-posts in this blog. So, why not? Let’s try another new category called Car Collection. And for the first entry… All kinds of Timors!!!!

Wow, “Go Fast Look Good”… How can this piece of crap go fast and look good at the same time? But given the benefit of the doubt and the fact that the tin-can-Timor is actually scientifically-proven to be lighter than Helium, maybe it can. BTW, see that guy in the white box? That’s probably the gay owner.

This is what you call an anorexic Thunderbird 2.

Hmm… There are so many of these, that I ran out of mockeries… Damn, they got me!

I’m gonna do a classic on this one. How many horsepower can you get with all those Japanese stickers?? 150HP PER CHARACTER!!!

And last but not least, meet Pig-Nose. Pig-Nose is a Subaru Impreza WRC wannabe and he tried so damn hard just to look less-gay. Or is it the other way around?

Facts:
Timor, AB 7655 HH, some shitty auto show. (Pirate King)
Timor, B 174 KH, Interstudi, Wijaya. (B)
Timor, B 1324 UY, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area. (IPS)
Timor, B 1565 PU, GKI Surya Utama parkingarea. (B)
Timor, W 1995 NC, Angus House parking area, HR Muhammad, Surabaya (HN)