Add More Horsepower!

Those two fake Ferraris we just posted ends our posts this year, folks! Yes, we know we hardly post anything for the past several months, and we do hope that we can better take care of this blog in the new year.

So, happy new year to all of you! And ricers, please stay dumb for the new year! We’ll be expecting more outrageous behaviors from you all.

Jalopnik did another piece of Fauxrraris the other day, and I have to tell you that people ain’t seen nothing yet. We have two additions to the list:

Yes, this is a Hyundai Tiburon, which owner’s think can look like a Ferrari. Of course, when you have an extreme case of Myopia.

And then there’s this thing… Well this is… Okay, I give up, I don’t know what the hell is this thing. A Corolla, perhaps?

Jalopnik, there you go, guys, two additional pieces to work on.

Facts:
Hyundai Tiburon, KL 4507, somewhere in Brunei Darussalam. (flu burung)
Unknown car, F 1778 ML, somewhere in Jatibening. (i)

When Jalopnik did a post on Padang angkots some time ago, we were excited that finally someone did it. But those were angkots, and we have our reasons why we don’t mainly post angkots in our blog. What they didn’t cover is how Padang riceboys are doing, and therefore, feast your eyes:

Because just like when Mercedes Benz did it, a single wiper blade is better than two.

We don’t usually post show cars here, but this dude deserves a good spot here for his questionable sexual orientation.

And I seriously don’t know what’s going on here. This car feels like Twilight Zone.

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 70 MY, somewhere in Padang.
Toyota Celica, B 18 IG, Padang Auto Show.
Toyota Yaris, BA 117 DO, somewhere in Padang.
Thanks to M for the photos.

This is what you’ll get when you give some dude with low taste, a few bunch of money, and sacrifice a car to him. Not only that you’ll get the worst neon-esque color combination and streaks of all time, you will also get the worst placed “Underground” sticker of all time, the worst wheel modification of all time, and of course, the worst Naruto-inspired license plate of all time.

But hey, who knows, maybe the dude is a ninja.

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, A 1086 PA, Sumarecon Mall Serpong parking area.
Thanks to dos for the photos.

We welcome you to the year 2215, where cars now only have strips of only-God-knows-if-it’s-functioning taillights that require you to squint your eyeballs out just to see where this asshole is turning to.

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, B 8999 NW, somewhere in Kelapa Gading.
Thanks to K for the photo.