Add More Horsepower!

Care to guess why this fellow is a 100% single?

I assume it will be a simple, rhetorical answer, no?

Facts:
KIA Visto, B 1186 ST, Departemen Agama parking area, Jakarta.
Thanks to AA for the photos.

Even though that this dude has a brand spankin’ new Honda, he just can’t take the fact that it isn’t a Benz. Okay, we can all take a long sigh now.

Facts:
Honda Freed, B 153 ALS, Bunderan HI.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Remember this thing? Well somebody got a better view of it, in its full glory with a set of Benz rims, and still with that nasty look, of course. Apparently it’s colored purple instead of blue, which is even more horrendous.

How can someone possibly came up with an idea as stupid as this, and a taste as low as this? Perhaps not even God knows…

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 2847 BP, JCC Parking Area.
Thanks to BNGNDY for the photo.

You better make sure those fake twin exhaust pipes are worth it, you wouldn’t want a blaster bolt hit you on your ass, dumbass!

Facts:
Toyota Yaris, B 8541 QV, somewhere in Jakarta. (TS)

You want proof that every single Toyota or Daihatsu is a Lexus? Well, we have proofs right here!

And I believe that this is just a fraction of those many “KESIAN” people out there that thought upscaling their rides is as simple as switching a logo. I’m not sure what that Camry and Land Cruiser owner is thinking, though. Don’t they already have an “upscaled” car?

Facts:
Daihatsu Gran Max, B 1143 SFR, somewhere in Pancoran. (DH)
Daihatsu Terios, B 1257 UC, near Santa Ursula, BSD City. (dos)
Toyota Avanza, B 1443 WZ, somewhere in Cempaka Putih. (KR)
Toyota Camry, B 18 BN, JHCC parking area. (dos)
Toyota Kijang, B 8 TOP, somewhere in Danau Sunter Selatan. (KR)
Toyota Kijang, B 1501 KJ, Grand Indonesia Parking Area. (R)
Toyota Land Cruiser B 3 GD, Bunderan HI. (BI)
Toyota Vios, B 8563 AL, Bintaro Sector 9. (BD)