Add More Horsepower!

Money is a modern trading tool that we all probably need to maintain our cars in its top condition. But to those moronic riceboys who seems to have an additional pile of money lying around with nothing to do, ideas began sprouting in their puny heads:

One of those ideas is to convert your dashing red BMW into a place where you can hang your undies.

Or, on a more elaborate attempt, converting your BMW into something that looks like a Ghetto blaster with wings.

But if you own a BMW and not too fond of the idea of putting a GT-Wing on your godforsaken car, you can always opt to make your bimmer into something like a Plymouth Superbird.

You can also paint your Corolla into a white-wingy thingy that doesn’t even go faster than it was before.

And if that’s not enough, you can also buy a clothes hanger for your Baleno. I don’t know, just as if the Baleno is not hideous enough without wings.

And to top it all, you can always add wings to your Hyundai Accent and paint it flat black while you’re add it. Maybe to avoid radar detection in a riceboy’s sick-minded imaginary world.

Facts:
BMW 3 Series, B 318 VD, Cempaka Putih. (S)
BMW 3 Series, B 2619 LR, Cempaka Putih. (S)
BMW 3 Series, unknown license plate, Pondok Indah Mall. (S)
Toyota Corolla, B 1399 RF, Pulomas. (S)
Suzuki Baleno, B 8664 IK, Jakarta Tolls. (S)
Hyundai Accent, B 2530 MY, Pondok Indah Mall 2. (B)