Add More Horsepower!

That’s what this dude thought, so he covered his grill with a full metal plate. Of course, that is until the lack of air degraded his brain cells and led him on to converting his boot space with a gayish set of sound system mounting.

Facts:
Suzuki Baleno, B 1066 LI, somewhere in Pondok Gede.
Thanks to AA for the photos.

Money is a modern trading tool that we all probably need to maintain our cars in its top condition. But to those moronic riceboys who seems to have an additional pile of money lying around with nothing to do, ideas began sprouting in their puny heads:

One of those ideas is to convert your dashing red BMW into a place where you can hang your undies.

Or, on a more elaborate attempt, converting your BMW into something that looks like a Ghetto blaster with wings.

But if you own a BMW and not too fond of the idea of putting a GT-Wing on your godforsaken car, you can always opt to make your bimmer into something like a Plymouth Superbird.

You can also paint your Corolla into a white-wingy thingy that doesn’t even go faster than it was before.

And if that’s not enough, you can also buy a clothes hanger for your Baleno. I don’t know, just as if the Baleno is not hideous enough without wings.

And to top it all, you can always add wings to your Hyundai Accent and paint it flat black while you’re add it. Maybe to avoid radar detection in a riceboy’s sick-minded imaginary world.

Facts:
BMW 3 Series, B 318 VD, Cempaka Putih. (S)
BMW 3 Series, B 2619 LR, Cempaka Putih. (S)
BMW 3 Series, unknown license plate, Pondok Indah Mall. (S)
Toyota Corolla, B 1399 RF, Pulomas. (S)
Suzuki Baleno, B 8664 IK, Jakarta Tolls. (S)
Hyundai Accent, B 2530 MY, Pondok Indah Mall 2. (B)

I wish I was a BMW X3…

I wish I was a Mercedes Benz A140 with a V6 engine…

I wish I was a BMW X5…

I wish I was a Mercedes Benz A140…

I wish I was a Mitsubishi with an 1.8 EFI engine…

I wish I was a Honda City…

I wish I was a Honda…

But too bad, they are all just dreaming…

Facts:
Daihatsu Taruna, B 8745 OC, Bintaro Plaza. (dos)
Daihatsu Xenia, B 8291 VX, BSD Tolls. (dos)
Honda CR-V, B 717 IL, Ratu Plaza. (R)
KIA Visto, B 186 MU, Bintaro Plaza. (dos)
KIA Visto, B 8974 KB, Mega Kuningan (RA)
Mazda 323, B 8987 OW, Bintaro Plaza. (dos)
Suzuki Escudo, AA 7019 AC, Yogyakarta. (DH)