The Gaylants

April 21, 2009

Oh no, we’re not talking about some hipster band or anything here. We’re talking about riced-up Mitsubishi Galants. Why? Because the Galant is the new Lancer. Gone are the days when we can find a riced-up faux-Evolution IV every time we hit the streets. Those are the old days. So here we are, looking at four different Mitsubishi Gaylants which you can laugh at, throw eggs at, or just call them queer:

mitsubishi_galant_b4nm

If you’re a starter riceboy and happen to have a Galant, here’s something that you can do. You can color your taillights all red, because I’m sure nobody cares when you put in the reverse gear. Or you can use chromy and large wheels to compliment your penis size. You can also use four exhausts that doesn’t even add your horsepower up. Lastly, you can change your car’s name into Q. BAGOES. Whichever way you like, just like Burger King.

mitsubishi_galant_d70oe

If you’re an amateur riceboy, you can have your Galant’s front bumper shaved, because who said you need to put your license plate there? Those are for real men. You can also lower your car with the cost of your constantly-slammed ass, put up some horrendous side moulding, and of course, don’t forget the four exhaust pipes.

mitsubishi_galant_d_1583ei

If you’re a semi-pro riceboy, and you don’t happen to have money to buy a brand-spanking-new Evo X, you can always put the nose on your current Galant. Enough said.

mitsubishi_galant_b253xi

But when you’re a professional riceboy, you don’t mod your car. You steal it from Gavan.

Facts:
Mitsubishi Galant, B 4 NM, Jalan Bagusrangin, Bandung. (eroplen)
Mitsubishi Galant, D 70 OE, PVJ parking area, Bandung. (eroplen)
Mitsubishi Galant, D 1583 EI, Jalan Merdeka, Bandung. (eroplen)
Mitsubishi Galant, B 253 XI, Jagorawi Tolls. (B)

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18 Comments »

  • kasian Gallantnya..

    Comment by dosApril 25, 2009

  • Weh,
    itu pict terakhir..
    orangnya punya Supra VVTi juga lho..!
    :p

    anyway..
    sayang banget ya gallant2 itu “TIDAK DI JALAN YANG BENAR”..
    :p

    Comment by dnmgswMay 2, 2009

  • hmm.. jadi gara2 punya SUpra terus yg ini dimodif asal2 kayak robot gitu??? hahaha

    Comment by dosMay 3, 2009

  • Melihad E54 yang dirubah bumper nya jadi kek Evo X
    bener2 MEMALUKAN

    Comment by tongkiMay 5, 2009

  • yang galant putih tuh kan mobilnya lagi ditawar2in di forum sebelah..
    dulu pernah masuk majalah juga, ownernya katanya juragan telor. hahaha

    Comment by rice-eaterMay 6, 2009

  • ^pantesan kayak telor bentuknya,.

    Comment by dosMay 12, 2009

  • klo yg punya juragan telor mungkin tiap hari buat ngangkut ayam2 yg mo beranak jg kali…wkwkwkwk

    Comment by pseudMay 12, 2009

  • tongki, shut the hell up.

    galant lo lebih sampah dulu, paling ngga kalo komen jgn terlalu sotoy lah. seakan2 lo ga pernah “MEMALUKAN”.

    Comment by revoluteMay 22, 2009

  • hahahahaha…
    kena deh om tongki…. ;p

    Comment by aboedMay 26, 2009

  • eneg gw baca komen2nya dia,
    bayangin s**harto ngomong “MEMALUKAN orang2 yg jadi presiden trus KKN! Lancarkan gerakan anti KKN!”

    Comment by revoluteMay 29, 2009

  • Gw koreksi kata2 gw di atas,
    Galant merah bumper EVO X di atas bukan E54, itu E55
    kalau Galant ers sejati pasti bisa ngebedain nya,
    dari list kaca nya, kalau E54 itu chrome

    @revolute,
    APE MAKSUD LOE, TOD ?!?

    Comment by tongkiMay 30, 2009

  • @revolute,
    APE MAKSUD LOE, TOD ?!?

    apaan sih lo kapital2? sape pula TOD?
    santai dong tong…. elah…

    Comment by revoluteMay 30, 2009

  • gw rasa maksud gw pun udah jelas di atas.. baca lagi lah.. respon kok ga jelas sih.. saran doang buat lo itu! kalo lo ga mau yaudah! at least kalo menurut lo saran gw ga bener, ya lo jelasin……

    Comment by revoluteMay 30, 2009

  • Fight, fight fight !

    :)

    Comment by POS VETTJune 9, 2009

  • sial, udah keduluan.. tadinya yang B4NM udah mau gw masukin sini..

    Comment by zufrizalyordanJune 10, 2009

  • yg b253 XI
    ownernya punya supra merah..
    mesinnya kenceng tuh..
    setau gw galantnya duah dijual..
    n tuh galant juga mesinnya udah di oprek..
    ya kenceng gt d…

    Comment by venosaurusNovember 29, 2009

  • oh iya terus dya juga punya toko pelek kok so dya modif setidaknya pake duit sendiri lah..
    ha3

    Supranya mantap cuy..

    Comment by venosaurusNovember 29, 2009

  • sesama sampah jgn ribut ayo cela lagi go…go..goo….

    Comment by be_smartAugust 9, 2010

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