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Who do you think could have a car like this? Well, it’s none other than Ivan Ooze, of course! Or it could be just some not-so-regular gay person… Nahh, I’ll vote for Ooze. I think he could use this to annihilate the Power Rangers.

No, it’s nothing much, it’s just the latest BMW/Daihatsu/Subaru joint-venture frankencar. Too bad Subaru only had the share to make the cutting stickers. But really, there’s nothing to see here, move along…

Facts:
Daihatsu Taruna, D 808 JL, Jalan Riau, Bandung.
Thanks to eroplen for the photo.

With the new Hyundai i10, I’m sure that most of you agree that despite its Korean origin, it is a much better looking car than the ridiculously-styled Atoz. So, given that fact, what could current Atoz owners do to make their cars look less crappy? Easy…

You could, for example, put fake twin exhausts and slap on some massive fenders on it to make it look more “muscular” (NOT!!!). Or, if you’re not one of those faint-hearted riceboys, you can opt for this…

Which sums up pretty much everything in a riceboy’s recipe book. Shaved doors, twin exhausts, coupe conversion, Mercedes rims, racing rear-view mirrors, Metro Mini lights, and even down to a fascia that is not even Hyundai’s, you name it!

Of course, in the end, it would be cheaper if he buys a new Hyundai i10, though. But as they say, where’s the art in it? Yeah, numbskulls, yeah…

Facts:
Hyundai Atoz, B 8115 VI, somewhere in Kebon Jeruk. (DW)
Hyundai Atoz, F 1706 A, Jalan Dipatiukur, Bandung. (eroplen)

Err… Dude, aren’t you in the wrong club with the wrong car? This proves my points that even non-rice clubs (or supposedly non-rice for that matter) are filled mostly by dumbasses.

Facts:
Nissan Livina, B 1972 YK, Tangerang Tolls.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

You see, after seeing two cars like this in a row, and at the same place as well, I think there’s a theory behind Volvos (known as the safest car in the world), and people who needed the safety from God Himself. Don’t you think? Maybe there are twelve of Volvo disciples out there… Hmm…

Facts:
Volvo 740 GLE, B 1994 SF, UPH parking area, Karawaci, Tangerang.
Thanks to DW for the photo.