Add More Horsepower!

The last time we saw this car, it was this:

It was Italiano, Germano, Japano, and Kampungano.

Now, my friends, be aware for it has received a new paint job, red as a raging Ferrari, and it seems totally serious about being casted in the upcoming installment of Knight Rider:

While it is probably no longer a pure bred horse of hell, and while it is now down to only Italiano and Japano, it is still, however, Kampungano. Because once you are kampung, you’re always kampung. Sorry, dude.

Yes, I know, buddy. They all said that. Didn’t the doctor tell you that you’re going to have this symptom when you cut your brain into two?

Facts:
KIA Carnival, B 8270 BB, somewhere in Taman Puring.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

Hondas are undeniably one of the most popular car brands in the world. They make good and reliable cars, if only they weren’t bastardized by Honda Prospect Motor in Indonesia, who had all of them filled with Top 1 by the time it goes out of a dealer. But they are good cars, nonetheless. And by being good cars, that also mean that it became undoubtedly a popular choice for riceboys. Let’s take a look some of these guys, ranging from the amateur, to the professional.

This is a typical Honda-owning riceboy. Twin mufflers, OEM bodykits, yada yada.

This is a slightly more professional amateur riceboy, who thought by adding 3 additional mufflers to his car could add several hundred horsepowers to his disposal.

Here’s a bit more avid riceboy. He, in fact, installed a non-functional headlight wipers and washers, white walls, roof racks, Fit Aria emblems, and of course, thought that his car runs on a V6 engine.

This is an example of the worst riceboy, who is at the same time, a plastic surgery addict. They say that a car is a reflection of its owner, right? Well, I can bet that this guy has been through a tremendous amount of nose jobs, ass jobs, possibly boob jobs, but unfortunately no blow jobs from the opposite sex. But if it make things better, I’m sure he could get one from the local gay pub.

Well, a riceboy is always a riceboy, but here’s what I can say to all of them:

Facts:
Honda CIty, AB 8228 TB, somewhere in Senayan. (B)
Honda City, B 1093 UW, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area. (B)
Honda City, B 2017 MC, Universitas Maranatha parking area. (AM)
Honda Civic, B 1318 HL, somewhere in Lippo Karawaci. (YS)

Okay, I know this is two series late, but hey, you can’t blame ‘em for trying.

If you want to use your car and pollute our lovely Earth, at least pollute it with your love smoke… Well, at least that’s what this guy thought. As for me, I’d rather walk.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 1988 EB, Taman Bromo, Lippo Karawaci.
Thanks to YS for the photo.