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Remember back in the days when we used to laugh at those with fake twin mufflers? And those with quadruple mufflers? Or even the recent triple mufflers? Well… As a gentleman, I will admit that I was wrong. Because nobody defeats…

The Octuple Muffler!!!

Facts:
Suzuki Escudo, B 8160, Merak Tolls Rest Area.
Thanks to ES for the photo.

“What am I? Did someone mess around with my rear?! WHAT AM I?!?!?!”

“Why do I look like everyone? Do I have three fathers? Why was I born this way?! WHY?!?!?! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE A REGULAR PANTHER?!?!?! TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!!!”

Facts:
Unknown car, D 1630 AA, somewhere in Bandung. (KZ)
Isuzu Panther, B 1672 JM, unknown location.

Spoilers… An integral and an inseparable element in the life of a riceboy have came a long way since the enlightenment of the first riceboy.

The EVO wannabes
The EVO wannabes are probably the most common Lancer-owning riceboys in the planet. Whatever your car is, as long as it’s a Mitsubishi like this:

or this:

You just have to have those Evolution-esque back spoiler.

GT-Wingers
Those GT-Wing enabled riceboys are even worse than those of the EVO wannabes. It’s like the Indian population for riceboys. Chances are you might see cars like this:

this:

or this:

on a daily basis.

Future Technology Adapters
We can’t comment on this one. Really. How can we mock something that we can’t even comprehend?

The invisible spoiler is definitely the way of the future, and we haven’t been able to understand the alien technology involved. We don’t even know how this guy managed to possess a technology that came from hundred of years ahead of our time… He must be a time traveller…

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 2002 GU, Gelap Nyawang, Bandung. (AM)
Unknown car, B 1245 SN, somewhere in Pondok Labu. (B)
Honda Accord, B 1424 D, Taman Ria Senayan. (DW)
Toyota Corolla, D 1641 LF, Taman Sari, Bandung. (AM)
Toyota Corolla, B 2166 CR, Serpong. (B)
Mitsubishi Galant, unknown license plate, Pondok Aren Tolls. (B)

I have an idea for you. Instead of just the door edges, why not cover the whole car with rubber? Hey, why not go all the way while you’re at it?

Facts:
Suzuki APV, B 1645 GT, somewhere in Bintaro.
Thanks to B for the photo.

What? You think I have to mock this car? This car mocks itself even without me having to do anything.

Facts:
Honda Civic (Perhaps), unknown license plate, Cihampelas, Bandung.
Thanks to DW for the photo.