Add More Horsepower!

Last year, we published the Jazz Parade post, containing numerous hideous modifications of the ever-popular car of choice for riceboys, the Honda Jazz. I have to admit, last year’s Jazz Parade post is more spectacular than this one, as in this post, there will only be three cars. This is probably because these riceboys are currently in the progress of upgrading to the latest model Honda Jazz. Who knows? Maybe we’ll get a shitload of next generation rice car photos. But we’re still going to go with this, nonetheless.

Idiot #1 is a regular blue Honda Jazz with a top covered totally with a tribal white sticker. Will the sticker add more horsepower? Of course it will, it has a Mugen logo!

Idiot #2 is a silver Honda Jazz who thought that it didn’t have enough holes to leak out bucket full of water in under 10 seconds. Do they add more horsepower? Yes, just imagine how many holes an F-16 has.

Idiot #3 is a yellow Honda Jazz with enormous rims that could make your ass as flat as a plank if you ride this thing everyday. And if you think that’s the worst this thing has, it’s not.

This is. What the hell is that anyway? An Ultraman power indicator?

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 1745 OC, unknown location. (DW)
Honda Jazz, B 8767 KA, BSD Tolls. (dos)
Honda Jazz, A 1883 Y, Jakarta-Merak Tolls. (dos)