Add More Horsepower!

Yes, I know that we all wanted that cool i-Robot Audi grill, but it doesn’t mean that you should put that on an Avanza, Xenia, or whatever left of it you have there.

And if you have just a little bit of TASTE, you would probably realize right now that a blue car with red wheels can’t make a good combination of any kind.

And if you have any part of your brain left somewhere inside your head, I also believe that you probably wouldn’t put your exhaust pipe THERE.

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 2847 BP, Graha Wijaya.
Thanks to JHN for the photos.

This guy must’ve live in a septic tank… And dude, come on, you have yourself a Benz, not a Lexus. Live with it!

Facts:
Mercedes Benz E Class, B 819 RN, Bintaro.
Thanks to DA for the photos.

First, there was this:

And then, there was this:

Now… We have… This:

Trust me, the Cylons are already here… They are among us…

Facts:
Honda City, B 8941 Q, unknown location.
Thanks to DW for the photos.

Over the few last weeks, we’ve gathered a lot of strangely modified cars that we, as normal human beings, simply cannot comprehend. After a brief observation, we’ve found several ways on how mentally ill people modify their cars:

1. Use a cheap, common, but outrageous looking body kits. It makes you like in unity.

While it may look just as normal as it should be, you’d probably noticed that the rear skirt seemed a bit crooked. Maybe the guy did this on some “bengkel pinggir jalan”. Did you also notice that 3-holed side skirt? It seems that it’s in trend right now, which I can prove by showing you…

This… And if that’s not enough proof, I can also show you…

This. I can’t say much about this one except that the owner is surely gay.

Toyota Yaris is also one of the rising stars in the ricing world. The owner of this one is mentally ill enough to decide on using a replacement bumper as ridiculous as this. And yes, I’m having trouble locating the license plate.

2. Think that your car is faster than anything in its class.

This is also another example of the Toyota Yaris. Not only the body kits, this car was also retrofitted with a V16 engine, and wheels that resemble those in a horse carriage.

3. Use body kits that don’t even match with the car’s design.

If you’re talking about the state of mental health, up to this point, there’s probably nothing sicker than combining this Batman-esque body kit with a red liftback Corolla.

4. Use the latest stealth technology (or at least what they thought).

Yes, apart from turning your Eterna into a large-ass crap, you can also use invisible GT-Wings. Yes, I know it doesn’t exist, but to mentally ill people, they do.

5. Use some other car’s body parts.

Just think “Frankenstein”.

6. Imagine that your car is a monster.

Or in this case, a fossilized dinousar.

Or a fire-breathing dragon.

7. Best of all, imagine that your car is something else.

Like a Cadillac, perhaps? Because always remember, only Jacobson can fuck up your car and make you pay for it.

Facts:
Toyota Corolla, B 8010 UN, Menteng. (B)
Toyota Soluna, B 1821 JO, Karang Tengah tolls. (DW)
Mitsubishi Eterna, unknown license plate, Radio Dalam. (B)
Toyota Yaris, unknown license plate, ITB. (RM)
Toyota Yaris, B 8688 GJ, unknown location. (Lunatic)
Toyota Corolla, B 8923 CB, Bintaro Plaza. (dos)
Mitsubishi Eterna, B 8496 GD, Senayan. (DW)
Nissan Sentra, B 1305 ZU, Serpong. (B)
Toyota ist, unknown license plate, unknown location.
Toyota Kijang, BM 123 RH, Karang Tengah tolls. (DW)
Volvo, B 1 BX, Deplu. (B) 

Ever wondered how they done rally in Palembang?

Well it’s probably dark and noisy there, so they need to have 10 headlights and 3 horns just to conquer nature.

Facts:
Chevrolet Aveo, B 1630 TG, FK Unsri Palembang.
Thanks to AP for the photos.