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Lebaran is coming! Which means the holiday is also just about at our doorstep. So we’re going to end this week with cars that riceboys could use to “pulang kampung”:

First of all, it’s the APV. Well nothing beats this, it’s vacant, it has a lot of seats. And in this case, stickers! That can guarantee that you arrive to your hometown faster!

As old as it maybe, but with four exhausts at its disposal, even the APV is no match in speed…

The gayish pink Avanza is obviously the perfect car for those gay riceboys… It fits 8 people! Can you imagine what it’s gonna be when you pack 8 gays in a car on a journey, say, to Yogyakarta?

Some riceboys might want to show their families what it’s like to be a riceboy when they got home. As for this one, too bad, when he modded that rear skirt, he forgot that he has an exhaust pipe on his car.

Kijang, the jack-of-all-trades is obviously one of the top choices for riceboys. This one however, with those big-ass wheels I’m not really sure if it could make it to go all the way back to its owner’s hometown. But don’t worry, again, with four exhausts and shaved doors, not even a Murcielago can beat the crap out of this.

If your hometown is reachable only by scaling mountains, yes, you can use this one. One thing to keep in mind is that it may topple at any time.

For those who have a bit more of a “Fortune”, yes, there’s nothing wrong with showing a bit of a bling to your family back there. It’s one of those ways to show them that you can afford cheap stuff.

But apart from all that, this one is off the chart. If you want exclusivity, luxury, power, and speed to be with you on your journey back to your hometown, nothing else could give you that but…

The Rolls Royce Feroza…

Well, here’s our last post before the holiday. Enjoy and cherish the moments with your families. Minal Aidzin Walfaidzin to those who celebrate, and riceboys… Just don’t come back to Jakarta, okay?

Facts:
Suzuki APV, unknown license plate, PIK. (TJ)
Isuzu Panther, BG 2965 WK, Palembang. (GP)
Toyota Avanza, T 81 LA, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Avanza, D 888 UV, Panglima Polim. (B)
Toyota Kijang, BE 2460 BC, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Kijang, BE 90 LD, Pondok Indah. (B)
Toyota Fortuner, D 502 J, Cihampelas. (RM)
Daihatsu Feroza, L 1456 FR, Surabaya. (AHS)