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Lebaran is coming! Which means the holiday is also just about at our doorstep. So we’re going to end this week with cars that riceboys could use to “pulang kampung”:

First of all, it’s the APV. Well nothing beats this, it’s vacant, it has a lot of seats. And in this case, stickers! That can guarantee that you arrive to your hometown faster!

As old as it maybe, but with four exhausts at its disposal, even the APV is no match in speed…

The gayish pink Avanza is obviously the perfect car for those gay riceboys… It fits 8 people! Can you imagine what it’s gonna be when you pack 8 gays in a car on a journey, say, to Yogyakarta?

Some riceboys might want to show their families what it’s like to be a riceboy when they got home. As for this one, too bad, when he modded that rear skirt, he forgot that he has an exhaust pipe on his car.

Kijang, the jack-of-all-trades is obviously one of the top choices for riceboys. This one however, with those big-ass wheels I’m not really sure if it could make it to go all the way back to its owner’s hometown. But don’t worry, again, with four exhausts and shaved doors, not even a Murcielago can beat the crap out of this.

If your hometown is reachable only by scaling mountains, yes, you can use this one. One thing to keep in mind is that it may topple at any time.

For those who have a bit more of a “Fortune”, yes, there’s nothing wrong with showing a bit of a bling to your family back there. It’s one of those ways to show them that you can afford cheap stuff.

But apart from all that, this one is off the chart. If you want exclusivity, luxury, power, and speed to be with you on your journey back to your hometown, nothing else could give you that but…

The Rolls Royce Feroza…

Well, here’s our last post before the holiday. Enjoy and cherish the moments with your families. Minal Aidzin Walfaidzin to those who celebrate, and riceboys… Just don’t come back to Jakarta, okay?

Facts:
Suzuki APV, unknown license plate, PIK. (TJ)
Isuzu Panther, BG 2965 WK, Palembang. (GP)
Toyota Avanza, T 81 LA, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Avanza, D 888 UV, Panglima Polim. (B)
Toyota Kijang, BE 2460 BC, BSD. (dos)
Toyota Kijang, BE 90 LD, Pondok Indah. (B)
Toyota Fortuner, D 502 J, Cihampelas. (RM)
Daihatsu Feroza, L 1456 FR, Surabaya. (AHS) 

No, I don’t. And frankly, compared to this piece of shit, I’m proud of not having one.

Facts:
KIA Carens, B 1631 FC, somewhere in Serpong.
Thanks to B for the photo. 

Remember this? Well now we have an update, which surpasses every single automotive enthusiast’s believe and throws them out of the window. Presenting, the Two Face Isuzu Panther.

Well this looks exactly what you’ve seen before. But that is until you see this:

And this:

Yes, they both are the same Panther. The driver’s name must be Harvey Dent.

Facts:
Isuzu Panther, B 1348 ZR, Pondok Indah.
Thanks to KZ for the photos. 

Recently, one of our contributors snatched this car parking at his church on a regular Sunday morning. It looks like a regular textbook ricer, don’t you think? But bear with me, this car has so many intricate details that it is more than meets the eye. First things first, just in case if you’re wondering if those are real hood pins, they are not. And if you’re wondering if the toyota.co.id URL is actually real or not… Well, it’s not. Although our contributor reported that the tires are actually Pirelli. Hey, what do you know, he got something right!

Now here’s the detail I’m talking about. Apparently Mugen is now making parts for Toyota. And you thought that was it? You’re wrong… On to the next details!

Apparently, Ralliart is making parts for Toyota as well! So let’s see, that means he could now use parts from STI, Mazda Speed, Suzuki Sports, and Nismo, and he’ll get the best from the seven worlds.

On the other hand, this car also performs a double duty as a collection display case. As you can see, none of the model cars relate to the Yaris, and when an accident happens, I believe they can contribute death to both the driver and passenger. Very cool!

Facts:
Toyota Yaris, B 55 DO, GKI Pondok Indah parking area.
Thanks to B for the photos. 

Even though recently, the Suzuki Equator is actually a rebadged Nissan Frontier, it doesn’t mean that your fucking Suzuki Swift is a GT-R. What are you? Imbicil on the run? Like the Swift GT isn’t factory rice enough already…

Facts:
Suzuki Swift, D 1 IC, Jalan Jakarta, Bandung.
Thanks to HR for the photo.