Add More Horsepower!

You know why we should listen to the future? Because by then, Nissans would have VVT-i engines and an optional NOS kit.

Facts:
Nissan Sunny, B 1010 VV, somewhere in Bintaro.
Thanks to dos for the photos.

What are gauges? Well, for a normal car driver, we would probably need four, the speedometer, the tachometer, engine temperature, and fuel. On a race car, we’ll probably see more than just those four. So… I conclude that this is a racing car:

Facts:
Hyundai Atoz, B 8806 WJ, Jakarta Design Center parking area.
Thanks to Will for the photos. 

Let’s face it, the less money you have, the worse riceboy you’ll become. And we’re gonna prove this theory with this car:

From a distance, you can be sure that you’re looking at a Daihatsu Xenia covered with carbon fiber bumpers, wheels, side skirt, license plate garnish, spoiler, and everything else. But from a short range, you can be sure that stickers can add 100HP to your sorry car. Oh, nice taillights, by the way… NOT.

We’re not being arrogant, but really, if you have less cash than those who can afford real parts, you might as well stick with your stock ride, it was built and good as it is, and you can consider yourself lucky to own a car.

Facts:
Daihatsu Xenia, B 8872 ZT, Cikampek tolls.
Thanks to Melvinator for the photo. 

Oh no, it’s not because that we’re closing out the site, we’re far away from that. But since unlike riceboys that has nothing to do but crapping out their cars, we’re regular people like you are. Right now, our real life jobs demand us to focus on them first. But we’ll be back in a week or so after we sort all of your unread emails. Sorry folks, but in the mean time, we just had to temporarily close the contributions.

PS: Fellow riceboys, here is your chance to go out using your ass-crack cars on broad daylight, chances are the less of you will get caught on camera.

What are body kits? Are they a necessity and the epitome of riceness? As a matter of fact, maybe they are, as some people really eager to put on just about any body kit that doesn’t even match their cars’ curves, such as these:

Not only that it’s gay, it wears the ultimate skirt of an automobile cross-dresser.

If you’re a hardcore Star Wars fan and looking for a Mon Calamari Star Cruiser for your daily ride, look no further.

Just like the Incredible Hulk, its lips are apparently bigger than it can contain. And oh yeah, Marsupilami is definitely a must-have.

This Avanza is as if a clean moulding-less doors are not possible.

This may look normal, but do pay attention where the fenders doesn’t seem to follow the same line as the bumpers, and yes, that’s one literally big-ass Corolla.

Facts:
Daihatsu Charade, B 1042 JB, somewhere in Jl. Pahlawan, Badung. (RF)
Mazda 323, B 2354 NS, near Tanah Kusir. (B)
Suzuki Escudo, B 2972 PD, somewhere in Pasar Baru. (BI)
Toyota Avanza, unknown license plate, somewhere in Manilla. (MJ)
Toyota Corolla, B 1406 K, JCC parking area. (AES)