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Recently, one of our trusty contributors went offshore to Kalimantan Timur. And I can assure you that Kalimantan Timur is truly a land of wonders…

Where cars could fly… Kalimantan Timur is a land of promise…

Where auto-parts sellers promised their customers that they could be faster with spoilers…

Or stickers…

Or a shit load of fiberglass, stickers, and all of the above… A land of confusion…

Where people doesn’t know what their wheel offsets are…

Where black is white…

Where a regular riceboy…

Can turn into a wedding car for hire…

Where a Mugen-powered Isuzu Panther exists…

With no other markings on the left side…

But that’s okay, since he found inspiration straight from the streets… A land of certainty…

Where political campaigns even rely on ricers that’s half the height…

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, unknown license plate.
Honda Jazz, KT 2211 MI.
KIA Picanto, KT 2057 AS.
Honda Civic, KT 1307 BE.
Daihatsu Xenia, KT 2060 AU.
Hyundai Accent, KT 1749 AJ.
Toyota Vios, KT 1789 AK.
Isuzu Panther, KT 2712 AM.
Some angkot.
Suzuki Escudo, unknown license plate.
All photos by AES, taken in Kalimantan Timur.

Even anime characters can mock riceboys. But when riceboys are determined that they can follow the dream of Icarus, nothing can surely stop them. Take this for example:

Or perhaps this:

And when people gained wealth, some of them even thought that they truly are Bruce Wayne:

Facts:
Scene from Initial D. (dos)
Mazda 626, B 1555 AC, somewhere in Serpong. (B)
Timor, B 8731 WN, Serpong-Bintaro tolls. (B)
Mercedes-Benz C Class, B 163 PS, Pondok Indah. (AES)

Remember that guy? Now we have the update to see what its ass looks like…

God damn… It has staircases on its exhaust pipes!

Facts:
Suzuki Karimun, B 1255 GG, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.
Thanks to AES for the photo.

Indonesia loves to break the MURI (Museum Rekor Indonesia) records. Why? Because this half-idiot Guinness World Records wannabe often give out records to numerous of meaningless records. As far as I know, they could probably give out certificates to “Kebo Pertama dengan Rok di Indonesia“, or “Nenek-Nenek Pertama dengan Celana dan Blangkon di Indonesia“, or “Idiot Pertama yang Menembus Rekor MURI“, and so on, if you get the idea. Well, this is their latest record-breaking THING… The Indonesia’s first giant combustion-engine-powered iron:

All it needs is this:

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, B 2666 HH, Indo Gaya Rasa, Fatmawati.
Thanks to BNN for the photos.

In case you are wondering where your orders are, our friends at Neuro-Designs just gave us a heads up this afternoon that they are still in the process of production. Since the tee involves intricate details (not just a plain white silkscreen over black fabric like the last time, they wanted to make sure that what they are making comes out right as well. The prototype will be available this weekend for QC, and the rest of the batch will follow on after that. Sorry if it took a while, guys, but I’m sure that you want the best quality out of your money, don’t you? Just drop them a line if you still have any questions.