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I have three words… WHAT THE FUCK? Is this some kind of a prank show? Please tell me it is. Please!

Facts:
Toyota Fortuner, B 500 GE, somewhere in PIK.
Honda Jazz, B 500 JR, somewhere in PIK.
Thanks to TJ for the photos.

This is a classic that we seldom see nowadays, a Dadone Toyota Avanza Spec-S. With all those scoops on every possible side of this car, I’m pretty sure that it runs on a V16.

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 8277 RR, JCC parking area.
Thanks to B and AES for the photo.

Every a few period or so, there comes a time where we pile up cars with simply wrong emblems and aftermarket badges. So, here are a few of them:

The gay-pinkish Honda Accord owner who thought he has a Mercedes.

The Suzuki Baleno owner who thought that if you buy something from Indomobil Group, it ought to be a Nissan.

And the high school retard who can’t differentiate between a Honda Fit and a Toyota Yaris. And oh, we have bonus photos, too!

This must be the weirdest projector headlight ever made for the Yaris, and…

This is the high school retard, whose according to our sources is named Prambono. Aww, so sweet… Too bad that REAL MEN have IQ and he doesn’t.

Facts:
Honda Accord, B 255 EE, BSD City. (dos)
Suzuki Baleno, B 97 BL, Pasaraya Grande parking area. (dos)
Toyota Yaris, D 1389 LA, unknown location. (RR)

Several days back, Honda Prospect Motor (the idiotic company that uses Top 1 for their stock lubricant) announced the new Honda Jazz. Yesterday, they put it up on display in Plaza Senayan. Despite the still-quite-the-same SOHC engine, the new Honda Jazz is a good visual upgrade to the one before, leashing out a more aggresive image rather than a cute city car (which is probably the main reason why Indonesian gays like to buy pink Jazzes, or in any other cute color for that matter). I personally like the new design cues that tune in nicely with the new Civic and Accord. It will give a good alternative to buyers to consider between itself, Toyota Yaris, Suzuki Swift, and Nissan Livina (sorry, we don’t consider Korean cars as options).

Since the Honda Jazz is the favorite among riceboys (our JJGJ category stands at 68 posts, which is a lot), our concern is how long until this new Jazz replaces its older sibling as the new rice crown prince? It’s too bad, but we probably could see coming. What do you guys think?

Irony is when you mock a guy, and he took the picture for his own use.

And oh, do browse around! You might find numerous sightings and weird slogans along the way. So, I’m gonna say it one more time: Remove your brains, people! Because you know what, some of these guys have proven that brains are useless. Anyone care to help them prove their point?

Thanks to DW for the tip!