Add More Horsepower!

Yes, Beijing 2008 is roughly a month away, but if you need to see what its official car would look like:

Presenting the Gold Dragon of the Chinese Olympics.

Facts:
Suzuki Baleno, B 2625 NC, somewhere in Tanjung Duren.
Thanks to TJ for the photos.

There’s this one Suzuki Swift which owner thought it was a Mini Cooper. Except that now it has lost its stripes, but seems to get away with blue headlights. Yes, blue headlights:

Which does not comply with any safety standard in the world. There’s dumbness, and there was the dude who owns this sorry Swift.

Facts:
Suzuki Swift, B 1101 OD, Poins Square parking area.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Oh yes, and you’re reading the right thing. Today, I am announcing to our loyal readers that we, Add More Horsepower!, have an official mascot. And who would be so unlucky to be selected as our mascot? Is it Paul Walker? Or is it Vin Diesel? Or is it Anton (B 1152 DP)? Or is it his boyfriend that has various versions of, you know, Toyota Vios (Remember that Mr. G’s name wasn’t meant to be said, just like Voldemort)? No. Our official mascot is Budz Kay.

Before you ask us who the fuck is Budz Kay, I’d like to tell a little story on how we could stumble upon him. Out of nowhere, we stumbled upon a search result that features his car, which details (along with his biodata) can be viewed here.

As you can see, his car is a perfect candidate for a new rice icon. And I can see that he is proud of his “damn fine” car. And unlike CERTAIN PEOPLE or CLUBS, he does not pursue the quantity of trophies.

Budz Kay is also the proud owner of ReviewLand.com. As an effort to help our mascot living his life, please do visit the site, stay a while, read some stuff, and don’t forget to drop in a comment or two. There you will find the true meaning of life, starting from ringtones, computer reviews, body building, girls, die-cast model reviews, game reviews, jujitsu, counterstrike, graphic design, marketing management (oh yes, he has an advanced degree), and the list continues. Trust me, he comes with a full package.

But the other thing that makes Budz Kay our mascot, is that he mocks other people out of nowhere. Unlike us, who mock stupid riceboys with stupid modifications, he mocks people simply because he wanted to (we’re being sarcastic here, please pay attention). That’s why we chose him.

So, if Fast and Furious has Vin Diesel, remember, that Indonesian riceboys can always look up to Budz Kay for inspiration.

Remember the Sanrio Runabout? The blue car that decorates our lunch boxes indefinitely when we’re young and innocent? Well, Sanrio loyal fans, look no further as the real life Runabout is here…

Hello Kitty is sooooo yesterday…

Facts:
Honda CR-V, B 279 YI, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

Okay, so the following question that I’m gonna ask is probably worth 6 million dollars. Can someone please tell me, how do you ride in this:

And not get yourself to crap on your own pants? Really, I’m beginning to wonder if these so-called Anak Selatan boys have butts made of steel. How can you ride in something that practically doesn’t have any suspensions left? Doesn’t it make your one-and-only ass grow a tumor or something?

I’ve got a better idea, why not… Let’s see… Oh! Here comes the idea! Why not… Use no tires at all??? Hmm?? Sounds like a good idea, huh? Well, I mean if it scrapes the fenders too often anyway, you might as well ditch the rubber, right?

Here is another example of the moronic spring-cutting action on the loose:

Geez, you guys should really get your asses checked. You really don’t want your friends to know when you really do have tumors down there. Picture this:

Friend: “Man, how the hell did you get a tumor on your ass?”
Bozo 1: “Well, I drive this really low car that always make me bump on my seat…”

It’s not really much of an explanation, is it?

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 8641 NZ, SVN-10 Car Wash.
Suzuki Escudo, B 1414 ED, Pondok Indah.
Thanks to B for the photos.