Add More Horsepower!

There are lots and lots of cars that are “mentally” upgraded with engines bigger than they are supposed to. Some consider this as aesthetics and balance. We consider this as dumbness and excess baggage weight.

The V8 powered Hyundai Getz. 1.4L + 2 exhaust pipes = 850HP. Guaranteed to outrun even the fastest Veyron available.

The V8 powered Hyundai Atoz. 1.0 or 1.1L + 2 exhaust pipes + non-functional diffusers + spoiler with gils = 1050HP. Guaranteed to outrun the Getz before him.

The V8 powered Hyundai Accident (what’s going on here? Everything’s Hyundai!). 1.5L + 2 exhaust pipes + shaved ass = 4500HP. It may outrun the Concorde with its ass that probably have a -5.0 coefficient drag.

The V8 powered Suzuki Swift. Cheesy paintjob + 2 exhausts = Gayness. And yes, those are Benz rim, because you know what? Benz rims are for Japanese cars! No, this one doesn’t even outrun the Koreans.

The V8 powered Honda CR-V. No power comparison needed, it’s Japanese with V-TEC and it’s a Honda. It will outrun the Koreans.

The V8 powered Honda Jazz. 1.5L + 2 exhaust pipes + NOS = Unlimited power. Because with NOS, you can outrun even the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E.

The V16 powered Chevrolet Blazer. The power is off the chart and you Honda owners have been PWNED!!!! This is, just like what those riceboys like to say, King of Engine Power!

Facts:
Hyundai Getz, B 8462 HW, Pondok Indah. (B)
Hyundai Atoz, B 8371 HT, Casablanca. (AES)
Hyundai Accent, L 1091 AS, Galaxy Mall, Surabaya. (HN)
Suzuki Swift, B 28 MN, Barcelona Square, BSD City. (dos)
Honda CR-V, B 2564 OU, Bintaro. (B)
Honda Jazz, B 540 ST, Pondok Indah. (B)
Chevrolet Blazer, B 142 ER, Cinere. (AES)