Add More Horsepower!

This is truly amazing, as the dude managed to hire Raphael and cloned him on four wheels. Truly “Whole New Rims”, as our contributor said. I can’t wait to see the Sonic the Hedgehog version…

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, unknown license plate, Jakarta city tolls.
Thanks to SL For the photo.

Ricerboys can think that their mind superiority kick-ass. Not to worry! We non-riceboys also can come up with something far more creative and non-destructive to our precious cars. Here’s an “interactive comic strip” from Dos.

Thanks for these, man! These are awesome! He even custom-skinned the AMHP t-shirt.

I was wondering, since most of you, our trusty readers and contributors, are living in Jakarta, according to your speculative thoughts, which part of Jakarta have the largest population of riceboys?

Here’s how we calculate the speculation. This one was snapped minutes after our contributor caught that full-of-kanji-stickers Timor on the previous post. So that’s one ricer in every, let’s say, 5 minutes in Jakarta Barat. So if you stand in a particular location for an hour, give or take you could roughly get like 20 ricers an hour. So again, sound off!

PS: Let’s widen the area to Jabodetabek, I think it makes more sense that way.

Facts:
Mitsubishi Galant, B 8412 VJ, somewhere near GKI Surya Utama.
Thanks to B for the photo.

It’s been a while since we have serial-posts in this blog. So, why not? Let’s try another new category called Car Collection. And for the first entry… All kinds of Timors!!!!

Wow, “Go Fast Look Good”… How can this piece of crap go fast and look good at the same time? But given the benefit of the doubt and the fact that the tin-can-Timor is actually scientifically-proven to be lighter than Helium, maybe it can. BTW, see that guy in the white box? That’s probably the gay owner.

This is what you call an anorexic Thunderbird 2.

Hmm… There are so many of these, that I ran out of mockeries… Damn, they got me!

I’m gonna do a classic on this one. How many horsepower can you get with all those Japanese stickers?? 150HP PER CHARACTER!!!

And last but not least, meet Pig-Nose. Pig-Nose is a Subaru Impreza WRC wannabe and he tried so damn hard just to look less-gay. Or is it the other way around?

Facts:
Timor, AB 7655 HH, some shitty auto show. (Pirate King)
Timor, B 174 KH, Interstudi, Wijaya. (B)
Timor, B 1324 UY, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area. (IPS)
Timor, B 1565 PU, GKI Surya Utama parkingarea. (B)
Timor, W 1995 NC, Angus House parking area, HR Muhammad, Surabaya (HN)

Looks like that Corolla is not the only one doing the fish thingy… Hey, maybe he’s got a point, you know. In order to make a Baleno look more stable, why not give it more width? Riceboys CAN be smart sometimes… NOT.

Facts:
Suzuki Baleno, T 1231 TB, Plaza Senayan parking area.
Thanks to B for the photo.