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Don’t be fooled with what you see… It’s not just another Daihatsu Espass with overgrown fender flares, for it is…

A Porsche with a Starlet’s hatchback!

Facts:
Daihatsu Espass, G 8593 A, somewhere in Grogol.
Thanks to Arch for the photos.

Another weekend is here, and we’ve upgraded our WordPress engine to version 2.5. Why? Because when you mock ricers that much, you will need to stay up-to-date ;)

Well, well, well… Look who just went in to Gizmodo…

Undeniably, the Toyota Avanza is going to be the next mandatory rice car. Right now it would probably stand right under the Honda Jazz, if not on the same level. Kudos to those who mod these cars the way they should be, though. You guys are part of the breed that doesn’t go where the flow does.

Anyway, let’s stop the chatter and start on today’s Car Collection 2008 entry, the Toyota Avanza…

This is truly amazing. Even until now, I don’t have a clue why the dude picked a champagne color, and died the whole trunk flat-black. But to a riceboy, flat-black paint could reduce the weight of anything it is applied on up to 50%. Wow!

This would be the most expensive Avanza, as it is a Lexus. Remember folks, it’s a Lexus, not a Toyota. Riceboys think that every Toyota is a Lexus. And with that Batman-esque accessories and body kits, oh it will surely kick ass.

If you’re looking for an airbrush inspiration, look no further, as this Avanza really knows the meaning of color and shade coordination.

This must be the fastest home-grown Avanza to be ever built in the whole world. 1.3L VVT-i engine with twin hardcore mufflers! Move over, Bugatti Veyron, here comes the king of sissiness.

Latest update from Auto 2000 is that now, you can trade in your taillights with new twin-mufflers. I don’t know why, but to some people, mufflers are probably more useful… Oh are those smoked?! I’m sorry, it’s so black I thought it was part of the body…

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 1758 PI, Mal Taman Anggrek parking area. (HL)
Toyota Avanza, B 1817 PO, Ratu Plaza parking area. (B)
Toyota Avanza, B 1971 Y, unknown location. (AES)
Toyota Avanza, B 8011 WV, JORR tolls. (BD)
Toyota Avanza, B 8021 VD, somewhere in Bintaro. (B)

Remember Kermit? Well, we have some sources that gave us exceptional images to tell us what Kermit is all about. No, it’s not any “All About the Concept” or “Just Another Jazz”, just like what riceboys used to say when creating hideous rides. This is serious schtuff

Reports said that the owner is a UPH student, so that really lives up to the fact that UPH isn’t going to be short of dumb people anytime soon… I wonder how he can easily manage to get in with that so-called scissor doors.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 241 MF, somewhere in Jakarta and some shitty auto-show.
Thanks to GA for the photos.