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We told you before that this is some of the dumbest things you could do to a BMW, but of course, our country isn’t exactly running short of idiots. So, instead of painting the car tribal-style, or painting the car literally in black and white, the dude decides to put twin exhausts on it, you know, just like it has a V8 engine in it.

But who knows? Maybe it does have an M62B35 or some sort in it. Okay, that Harley sticker IS stupid. But that’s not our point, though. Our point is…

Well, the photo speaks for itself, doesn’t it?

Facts:
BMW 3 Series, B 193 DW, somewhere in Pondok Pinang.
Thanks to B for the photos.

A Puma shoe + Steroids…

Equals…

Facts:
Toyota Yaris, B 8005 MQ, somewhere in Senayan.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Dadone accessories are nothing more than a disgrace to the automotive industry. But we owed them our gratitude, though, for creating so many idiotic riceboys that we can mock at. Today, we’re going to see a different side of Dadone-inspired accessories. Instead of the regular chrome-covered ornamental thingamajigs, we give you…

The Black Dadone! Why the black Dadones you say? Well…

Because the dude is one of the Bad Boys!

Facts:
Suzuki Swift, B 8616 JK, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to TP for the photos.

The latest WRC car from Suzuki is definitely an SX4, but too bad, mate… It ain’t yours… Yours look more like Gatotkaca’s than a WRC car.

Facts:
Suzuki SX4, B 525 RA, somewhere in Pondok Pinang.
Thanks to AES for the photo.

We haven’t showed you that much of gay cars lately, so here’s our chance. Our first gay car is soooo gay, that it decided to do plastic surgery on its eyes:

But an eye job is seriously nothing compared to what this fag has pulled itself into:

Believe it or not, reports said that it’s a Civic. For the love of God… Bandung, beware! Your city is getting full of faggots…

Facts:
Mazda Astina, D 69 BL, somewhere in Cikampek.
Honda Civic, D 1258 CF, somewhere in Bandung.
Thanks to Jonky Jambul for the photos.