Auto-Contests vs. Racing Day Events
December 14, 2007
It is safe to say that we here in Add More Horsepower! are more or less power addicts. Yes, as a matter of fact, we do mod our cars, but not by installing LCD monitors on our bumpers to enter ricey auto contests, but upgrading the quality of components that our cars have, like tires, wheels, suspensions, even to things as small as spark plugs or as annoying as car batteries. And why don’t we show that to the world? Because it’s nothing to be showed, those are something to be enjoyed and enhance your daily drives. I know right now, you shitty riceboys would probably thinking hard, trying to counter what I just said, so… Just shut the fuck up before you say anything!
So now, we’re a bit confused, why so many people would really spend on that kind of cash (not that we’re jealous of not having the money, yes we do have the money, but for a better purpose and dignity) to enter hilarious contests such as the Autoblackthrough, Contest Carz, or whatever that is out there. Therefore we came to a conclusion that riceboys are total idiots. You want some legitimate proof? Just follow on.
What would a power addict do to channel their adrenaline? If I was to be given a choice, I would possibly go for a Racing Day Event, a one-make race, or anything of some sort. To enter a Racing Day Event, you must of course have to fulfill its requirements. Some of the obvious are:
- You have to be an either novice or experienced driver.
- You have to wear a helmet, and other safety equipments.
- You must pay for the event, which is obviously not that cheap anyway (hey, rich riceboys, we’re financially even on this part)
- Your vehicle must meet the regulations of the event.
And the list goes on. This is to ensure that we could unleash our skills and our pride at the same time with THAT kind of appreciation and the safety factors considered.
Now, let’s see what the requirements for a regular Indonesian auto contest:
- You must be gay.
- You don’t need any valid license.
- You don’t have to be able to drive nor wearing a helmet.
- Your car doesn’t even have to be functional.
- You must paint your car, if you could, in a blinding bright paint, chameleon paint, or any other extravagant gay varieties.
- You have to pay for the event, if not for the event, then to polish the heck out of your car so it shines your gayness.
Pretty embarrassing, don’t you think? All that just to spend out cash to molest a good working car. Money may not be the object for these people, but when it comes to value, well… They are simply shitty at that.
And to at least prevent riceboys from whining their asses in this blog, read the following disclaimer: Due to the fact that this is a mockery post, some events or conditions may be exaggerated to prove certain points. (If you don’t get what I just said, you are simply idiots, and I don’t know what else that will make you understand. Why don’t you go install that GT-Wing on your head).
Posted in: Mockeries
Well, Indonesian auto contest is similar with Australian auto constest altough the Australian still much better.
I hate the people who modify a car with not pratical modification.
The car is built to be used, to run not to be a junkpile!
Comment by Wataru • December 14, 2007
lol, ” Why don’t you go install that GT-Wing on your head” :D
don’t forget the twin intercoolers too btw, nicely goes with the shit-ty wing.
Comment by rice_rocket • December 15, 2007
makanya gw ampe kiamat ga bakal bisa jd riceboy…
“Now, let’s see what the requirements for a regular Indonesian auto contest: You must be gay.”
Comment by mpu gondring • December 15, 2007
what? Australian carshows sucks, I mean I think Indo carshows are slightly better…just because you dont see Silvias and WRX’s rollin around on some ugly chrome 20″ wheels…here is a bit better, although some is kinda wierd, but some cars out there are preety nice…
Comment by KickBack • December 15, 2007
thanks for pointing out FUNCTIONALITY….
i think some ricers miss out on this point.
Comment by kodockz • December 19, 2007
I wish u can shout that out to those crappy car club in jogja. Gw gak abis pikir, kenapa mobil2 baru masi butuh “klub” juga!!
Comment by nosebleed • December 20, 2007
fashion modified car is a lifestyle just like racing modified car….
but right we must remember that word ‘FUNCTIONALITY’
Comment by hendra14 • January 1, 2008
btw ‘FUCTIONALITY’ tidak berlaku buat orang2 yang berak duit….
yang mobilnya kerjaannya cuma ke salon dan ikut kontes.
kalo buat gue penting banget….
Comment by hendra14 • January 1, 2008
mobil gw sering ikut kontes.. mobil gw berbodykit,ceper,mesin dah upgrade’an, tp msh gw pake kmn2.. kuliah iya,nganter emak gw iya,pacaran iya,nongkrong2 iya, dan syukurnya msh bisa jalan normal,, ga ky keong racun gt,, tp sama ky kata hendra,di polisi tdr n jln2 jelek gw ttp pelan tp ga pelan2 amat,, bagi gw mobil gw msh fungsional n enak2 aja makenya,, trs gmn tuh? ttp rice jg kan? bro,gw bangun mobil konsep ekstrim tp gw ttp menjunjung fungsionalitas, dan gw komit sm itu…trs itu gmn tuh? apa gw dan orang2 lain yg berselera sm ky gw ttp hrs mndpt cacian dr anak2 amhp? kawan2,mohon jawabannya yaa..jawaban netral tp yaa.. thanks..
Comment by mierebus • January 1, 2008
istilah RICE itu berlaku buat mobil yang gaya2an racing tappi gak kenceng sama skali atau mobil yg modifnya nabrak/ ancur sok2 racing2 kyk psng GT wing gak karuan, stiker2, emblem gak sesuai merek mobil, dll. Intinya cuma buat mobil yang mau cuman keliatan kenceng gak jelas kan?
Kalo emang gaya elegan jelas bukan RICE, toh emang gak niat buat keliatan kenceng….? komen plis mengenai definisi RICE sebenernya…. apa yg g sebut diatas bener ato enggak?
Comment by hendra14 • January 2, 2008
soalnya maen elegan kadang2 kan enak, coba bayangin mobil matic, jok kulit, audio SQ, velg elegant, ceper pas, udah enak dibawanya, ce juga berebutan minta nebeng kali hehehehe……
maen racing di jkt yg macet mah males, mau kenceng2 an dimana??? ya kan?
Comment by hendra14 • January 2, 2008
WORD
can’t agree more!
especially about the driver’s license req:
i read once on some magazine; some 14 years old kid compete in one of the major car beauty contest. Crap!!
are they even mature enough to make logic decisions?
Comment by sadizz27 • January 13, 2008
Reply @hendra14
Tebengan??? Mobil apa angkot PK noh hahahahaha!!! (Anak selatan abisss!). Anyway, sapa yg nyuruh lo ngebut di macet? Tengah malem ato weekend lah di jalan tol kalo mo abis2an… NO SHOW, ALL GO!
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Comment by xingo • January 21, 2008