Archive for September, 2007

The Horizontal Lightsaber

September 20, 2007

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Vader: Luke… I am your father…
Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Note: Motorcycle riders are guaranteed to potentially have their eyeballs fried!

Facts:
Mitsubishi Eterna, B 21 SF, somewhere in east Jakarta
Thanks to Z for the photo.

The Shinkansen

September 20, 2007

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Wow, apparently the road train isn’t only available to the Australia, US and Canada. Japanese automakers now also participate on making a road-version Shinkansen that, of course, doesn’t run as fast as the infamous bullet train, thanks to the enormously large rims, the 4-tip exhaust pipes, and body kits that resembles a trash shovel, or a skirt if you may say so.

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“This security car protected by: Garson”? So… This is a security car? Or is that one of those Engrish stuff?

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, BE 2460 BC, unknown location.
Thanks to Bg for the photos.

Pimp My Pokemon!

September 19, 2007

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Apparently, what you are looking at is a grotesque attempt on recreating the Audi RSQ with a Swift, complete with the 5-hole PCD treatment. The results? A hideous ride that looks like something from Pokemon the Movie… One question, though… Where are the license plates?

Facts:
Suzuki Swift, unknown license plate, Ciwalk parking area, Bandung.
Thanks to Jonky Jambul for the photos.

The German Face Job

September 19, 2007

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How do you make an E36 to look, say, 10 years younger? Well just slab on an E60 fascia, of course! That’s what you call the German Face Job. Isn’t an E60 a 5 series and E36 a 3 series? Yes they are, but don’t worry, everything will eventually pull through. Does it actually make a BMW younger? Well… No.

Facts:
BMW 3 Series, unknown license plate, Diponegoro, Salatiga.
Thanks to DM for the photo.

The Illegal Brothel

September 19, 2007

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Not that we condone legal brothels, but this qualifies as an illegal one real good. Just close the curtains and you’ll know what to do. Of course, the owner probably needed to use a darker windshield tint…

Facts:
Toyota Yaris, B 567 NW, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.
Thanks to AL for the photos.