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This week’s Gay-of-the-Day is the pink Kijang from Bandung. From the looks of it, some other gay probably hit his ass pretty hard with a penis lately. But hey, I bet it’s a regular thing that gays do.

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, D 1601 GP, Bandung.
Thanks to Jonky Jambul for the photo.

Hey, you can’t blame the guy for having dreams, right? At least he got the wings, and a blue car… Of course if only that’s a WRX spoiler. Get your spirit up, matey! You got several thousand bucks to go for a REAL DEAL WRX!

Facts:
Toyota Soluna, B 2902 V, PMK.
Thanks to Mpu Gondring for the photo.

All of us are once kids, right? And I also believe that many of us grew from the imagination of Tokusatsu and Sentai heroes. So, gentlemen…

I present you… Lord Zedd! See that L emblem? That ain’t Lexus, that stands for Lord Zedd.

And don’t worry, we covered the back, too! This is rated Dadone Spec-D on our charts, complete with those lousy bling rims.

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 8500 WU, PIM 2 parking area.

Maybe when you look at the back of this car, everything seems normal. Except for the lousy body kit which probably because the owner tried to reclaim the common sense of picking the worst color in the Jazz lineup. Maybe, that’s forgivable… Maybe…

But unfortunately, it’s not. Look at the front bumper, it’s as if you can put a whole horse in those holes.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, D 900 OW, Bubat, Bandung.
Thanks to AR for the photos.

What do you need to be the fastest team in the competition? Well, none other than having two or more tailpipes at your disposal! And the roster…

The American-born Korean-born American POS Chevrolet Aveo with two tailpipes stuck on its bumper. Tell me, doesn’t it melt?

The sibling… The black Aveo, with a fake exhaust pipe on the right side. Yes, buddy, we know it’s fake!

The Honda City with some attitude, but unfortunately, very low boost, and probably a fake rim.

The Honda Jazz with well, maybe this is the story… The rims are too big, and the car’s too lowered, maybe it needed twin exhausts so that it wouldn’t go that fast and hurt your butt? Hmm…

The tiny fella with a V16… Fantastic!

The Eterna with twin-exhausts and a single sided bumper guard. It probably sways to the right too often…

The first of its kind, the twin tailed APV, with the oh-so-unsafe all-red taillights…

And its sibling, the V16-powered APV with additional brake lights that look like a baboon’s ass.

The Toyota iSt with the biggest butt ever to accommodate its road-scraping tin can exhausts…

And the best of them all! The exhausts may not be separated, but the unity gives THAT extra oomph (of humiliation). Of course the wing and the strangely built bodykit add some points, too.

Facts:
Chevrolet Aveo, B 2238 OS, somewhere in Antasari. (B)
Chevrolet Aveo, D 121 BU, somewhere in Menteng. (CW)
Honda City, B 8130 BE, Benton Junction parking area, Karawaci. (B)
Honda Jazz, B 8646 JA, Sunter. (JRH)
Hyundai Atoz, B 1133 QJ, unknown location. (JRH)
Mitsubishi Eterna, B 2997 ZR, unknown location. (JRH)
Suzuki APV, B 8710 GD, Alam Sutera, Serpong, Tangerang. (B)
Suzuki APV, D1531 UE, somewhere in Bandung. (WW)
Toyota iSt, B 44 LK, somewhere in Jakarta. (Tongki)
Toyota Vios, W 198 FC, Rungkut, Surabaya. (HN)