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Die-cast collectors all over the world, feast your eyes with the next 1:1 creation after the Twin Mill and the Deora II…

Simply known as… The Shit Scraper…

Facts:
Honda Civic, B 4 IM, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to JRH for the photo.

You know what? Come to think of it, maybe it does run on pedals…

Facts:
Suzuki Escudo, B 2043 TL, Jakarta.
Thanks to JRH for the photo.

Okay, first of all, I’m not going to say too much on this thing, as the thing mocks itself already with that exaggerated cutting sticker, shitty looking hood, an I-bet-it’s-a-fake air scoop, and a single wiper.

And as you can see with the rest of the car, the sticker went all the way to the back…

It gets even worse on the tails with those el cheapo neon lights (are these sub-light impulse engines?) and a Mugen Power sticker. At this point, he thinks he owns a Honda…

But at this point, he thinks he owns a Mitsubishi… and Performance Maxspeed? WTF?

Here’s another take on the rear end… Those two things attached on the super-big spoilers must be micro jet engines. Jet spoilers are so damn big, it made jet engines look tiny. How fast do you think it can go with all those gizmos on board? Mach 1? 2? 150?

And this is apparently the infamous owner with his crew, or probably his gay friends. You must’ve thought that your car is so fucking cool, huh? Next time you show off your sorry looking car, you might want to try to make sure that no one’s around to take pictures of it. Go ahead, people, laugh it off! I think he deserves it!

Facts:
Timor, L 1507 BH, somewhere in Kediri.
Thanks to CE for the exceptional photos!

This must be the first one of its kind. The owner probably spent his childhood playing with Tamiya’s Lunch Box too often, and since in Indonesia, the closest shape you’ll get to a Lunch Box is an APV, well… There you go… Wanna bet on when this thing tips over?

Facts:
Suzuki APV, B 8288 YW, Buah Batu tolls.
Thanks to AR for the photo.

Yes, people, Richard Petty is apparently Indonesian and loves Japanese cars… Or is he?

Facts:
Mitsubishi Galant, B 8275 LC, BSD, Tangerang.