Archive for March, 2007

The Patriotic Rice: The Chronicles of the Kereta Kayangan

March 31, 2007

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This is something that Arjuna or any of the Pandawa Lima guys would love to use with their horses. This is cool, I mean it’s freakingly Indonesian, it has those “ukiran-ukiran Jawa” stickers/paint on it, not to mention that those are in gold, and it has two exhaust pipes that will surely help the horses gain speed to chase off Rahwana Kurawa (sorry for that) and his goonies.

Facts:
Toyota Vios, B 8918 KA, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to BB for the photos.

The Relations Between Lancers and Wings

March 31, 2007

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No, seriously, guys. This is something that we, as automotive enthusiasts eager to know. When we buy a Lancer, do we have to put on humongous GT-Wing on it? You know, just to get accepted in certain clubs? Hahahaha.

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 1387 HI, Pondok Aren tolls.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Tongki Today: The Faster Panther in the Galaxy

March 31, 2007

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This, fellow AMHP readers, is the fastest Panther in the galaxy, the underworld, and the afterlife after the underworld. And what the hell is that Chinese writing? Does it mean “I SUCK”?

Facts:
Isuzu Panther, B 8174 X, Sunter, Jakarta.
Thanks to Tongki for the photo.

The Sith Lord

March 31, 2007

Ever wonder what Darth Vader would have if he sold his trusty TIE Fighter and turned into a riceboy?

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There you go, the ultimate Darth Vader Sith Lord Special Edition Honda City. Of course, I still can’t believe that Vader himself would choose something that curvy for a front bumper. And if you think that’s bad enough, you haven’t seen anything…

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Okay, from this angle, maybe it’s something pretty common, except for that hideous blocky diffusers. But wait…

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The dude managed to have chicken mesh installed on his side rear bumpers. Whose car is this again? Darth Vader? Or Old McDonald?

Facts:
Honda City, B 1993 IZ, UPH parking area, Karawaci, Tangerang, Banten.
Thanks to DW for the photos.

The Official AMHP Tee Lineup Starts Production Today!

March 26, 2007

It’s been a few weeks back since we announced that we’re doing the official t-shirts for our readers. So if you didn’t order it, sorry guys, you might have to wait as the next orders are coming in. As for you who are ordering, just keep your fingers crossed, hopefully it’ll be done in the next two weeks, and I believe that the confirmation emails are sent. Oh yeah, don’t forget to pay, because no money, no tee :D