What Textbook Ricers Would Do
March 31, 2007
Just like the title said, this is exactly what a textbook ricer would do. First things first, start off with an extremely eye-poking paint that would make your neighbors either feel sorry for you, or kill you when you show your car on bright daylight. You won’t need turning signals in your life. Just block them out with flat-black paint. Second, you’ll need that obligatory Ralliart sticker for your Lancer. Chrome jetwashers go next along with those fake carbon hood and hood pins that do absolutely nothing but creating extra drag to your already not-so aerodynamic fucked-up car.
To complete the process of ricing your ride, you’ll also need those bright painted brake calipers. No no no, you need no Brembos, just stock brakes… Painted brightly. You’ll also need more stickers, too bad, Tom’s didn’t make any parts for Mitsubishi… But no worries, the more the merrier. You’ll also need that only-God-knows-what thingy to be attached on your top. You know, just like those rally cars.
Last but not least, nothing is complete without totally blacking-out your taillights. Don’t worry, it’s Indonesia, so it’s perfectly legal even if it doesn’t light up anymore. You’ll also need to attach the largest wing you could find. It doesn’t matter if it’s heavy, you can’t drive that fast anyway. And are you sure that this is a GTI? Ah heck, just slab ‘em on!!
Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 556 TM, ITC Fatmawati, Jakarta.
Thanks to Aan for the photos.
Posted in: Not-too-Fast, Posers, Simply Norak
Tom’s didn’t make any parts for Mitsubishi…
kalo Mom’s mungkin aja. hwahaha>>>
Comment by bagol • March 31, 2007
(pun intended) smoked out tail lights is one thing..but this is a totally different thing…
and what the fuck is that thing on top of the car? a fuckin’ road sensor for the blind?
Comment by Choqiees • March 31, 2007
at least he knows what ralliart is.
Comment by apalahh.. • April 1, 2007
wow, GTI!!! eh, ni beneran apa nggak ya? emg ada gak sih beda fisik antara GLXi sama GTI? (selain emblem sama mesin)
Comment by Wadooh • April 1, 2007
GTi kalo ngga salah ada spoiler kecilnya di bagasi
Comment by tahukuning • April 2, 2007
kl setau gw siy GTi itu rem belakangnya pake discbrake,kl yg glxi itu pake tromol… tapi gak tau juga siy ini mobil glxi apa gti
kl di liat bemper depannya itu bemper GTi,kan kl GLXi gak pake foglamp. CMIIW
Comment by sapujagad • April 3, 2007
Mari kita sama2 tanya ama Oom Tongki soal bedanya Lancer GLXi dan GTi pasti dia lebih tau. Setuju teman2..??? :D
Comment by ben • April 3, 2007
true, glxi gak ada foglampnya.. di generasi lancer yg ini emank mitsu masi gti untuk varian tertingginya..kalo yang model evo4 ke atas baru pake sei…
yeah, i believe its a lancer gti…
Comment by apalahh.. • April 3, 2007
iya mana nih tongki! biasa kalo berbau2 mitsubishi dia nongol hehehe…
Comment by tahukuning • April 3, 2007
Gue mana tauk soal Lancer, satu2 nya yang gua tauk cuman soal “fog-lamp” :D :D :D
Comment by tongki • April 4, 2007
sayang bgt klo GTi disodomi kayak gini… hiks…
Comment by mpu gondring • April 4, 2007
one word, “shittified!”
Comment by Rey • April 14, 2007