The Jazz Parade
March 15, 2007
When it goes to ricing your ride, I really got to say, the bad news usually goes to those whole likes the Honda Jazz. It’s just too bad that it sells a lot, to much that even ricers love them, too. So, today, we’re going to feast your eyes with our neverending collection of JJGJs. Oh, trust me, we have a lot of these This article is also a part of Tongki Today, since some of these are Tongki’s photos.
First, we have this Jazz which owner is truly in love with Kanjis. It looks pretty stupid with that clear Altezza-wannabe taillights. (B 71 WU, photo: Tongki)
Next, to riceboys, a Jazz is not a Jazz if it doesn’t have spoilers, body kits, high-tech stickers, and parts stickers all over it. Oh, and those particular stinkin’ wheels that I don’t know the name of. (B 1205 IV, Thamrin, Jakarta, photo: Tongki)
Japanese stickers are simply a must. It doesn’t matter if it says “Cool!” or “My Car Looks Like Shit”. Hey, nobody gets it anyway, right? (B 88 UF, photo: Tongki)
Twin exhausts, another riceboy’s must-haves. What does it do? It does nothing. (B 166 EA, photo: Tongki)
For girls, a Jazz can be as colorful (or hideous) as this one… Simply too bad… But if the owner is a guy, then he’s simply gay. (B 2772 BD, photo: B)
This maybe a promotional car for Ratu. But since Ratu itself is nothing but a crappy pop group, well, you can guess the rest. (B 8006 TU, PIM 2 parking area, photo: AH)
Some people just can’t stand it when they see stickers like this. They grabbed the damn thing and put it on their Jazzes, thinking that it’ll look cool. Well, even without those Badtz Maru headrests, it still looks ugly. (B 8228 ON, Pondok Indah Plaza, photo: B)
Now this is highly phenomenal! This is when sticker makers go mad! Simply an intricate piece of artwork, of course if it’s not put on a car. Let’s see what the backside looks like…
Anybody knows what that means? (B 8260 MU, photo: Tongki)
This one’s probably too hot for Jakarta… Why would someone do this on the first place? Remind me, people… (B 8633 NZ, photo: DW)
I just don’t get this one. Maybe a Sheik is on a campaign in Jakarta? I don’t think so, they do have good taste, unlike whoever owns this thing. (B 8679 VI, PIM 2 parking area, photo: B)
As I said before, you simply can’t live without tribal stickers… You just simply can’t! (RSIB Bintaro, photo: B)
And you just simply can’t live without those stickers… Like the guy owns those parts…
Still another take on the stripes… I have nothing else to say… I simply ran out of ideas… (photo: JRH)
I am simply amazed with this one, it looks exactly like those cheesy pencil cases sold outside public schools: Crappy, bright, tin can. (B 8695 LU)
14 Hondas… You think we got everything on this post? You’re wrong… Because after all the madness we’ve been seeing above, nothing beats…
The i-Robot Honda Jazz… Space Ghost, Coast to Coast!!!
There you go, folks! The Honda Jazz Parade… Don’t worry, I’m sure this parade won’t end itself here.
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Comment by Wadooh • March 16, 2007
sori ga nyambung ama ni topik, abis ga tau musti taro mana hihihihihi peace
Comment by Wadooh • March 16, 2007
iya sih parah2 ricenya… biarpun mesinnya udah pada kenceng2 tetep aja norak seleranya
Comment by tahukuning • March 17, 2007
B 8695 LU parah banget yang bawa..hehe..gw pernah ktmu gitu..nyombong banget..dah gitu kaca filmnya kalo gak salah clear smua dhe..bisa liat gitu syapa yg di dalem, 2 org cowok gitu, kyknya satunya sopir.. ada tulisan “feel the power of pink” kalo gak salah..wktu itu gw lagi nyetr sndiri seh waktu di indo..jadi gak bisa foto, dah gitu males banget, kalo kliatan orangnya..dikira gw admire mobilnya kali.. wakakak..mending gw pake mobil bagus skalian deh daripada pinky shit..
Comment by apalahh.. • March 17, 2007
@wadooh: you’re damn right dude.. malaysians’ sense of modification sucks! luckily they dont live in indonesia.. few cars above still slightly better..lol
Comment by apalahh.. • March 17, 2007
Guyz,
to honor the photographer of the B 8695 LU, it isn’t me,
you should check the emails again, I forward it from addmorehp mailing list,
I forgot who send it, but you should change the contributor, it wasn’t
me, guyz.
You could search the file from AMHP mailing list, or I could ask
them later, okay ?
Comment by tongki • March 17, 2007
ck ck ck barusan liat link yg dkasi…jelek amat ya selera malay??
Comment by Im-neutral • March 18, 2007
BTW entah kenapa menurut gw jazz yg terakhir, yg hitam-putih..not bad menurut gw rapi..enak diliatnya..black and whitenya “masuk”…tp emang jadi teringat ama asimo siy..
Comment by Im-neutral • March 18, 2007
kenapa sih Jazz ngga bisa dibikin normal aja ya…leave it as it is will ya…looks decent enough…
apalahh: jadi minta Prius ngga ama papi ? hahaha
Comment by Choqiees • March 18, 2007
@Choqiees :
apalahh gak jadi minta Prius sama papi, dia mau minta Jazz i-robo aja,
kekeke …
Kmaren gua hunting Honda “Jazzy (tune) Sport” di bengkel Honda,
ngeker pake tele 300mm, eh, abis itu mobilnya buru2 diumpetin,
hahaha, keknya security nya nyadar tuh …
Comment by tongki • March 19, 2007
im-neutral: ngga punya selera lo. you suck.
Comment by Choqiees • March 19, 2007
yg jazz pink chrome, itu sticker ya? gila niat bgt ngancurin mobil, knp gak skalian dikasih kaca film model kacamata di kaca dpn, trus sticker “doa ibu” ato ngga “kutunggu basianmu” di belakang
Comment by Wadooh • March 20, 2007
Yo Guys, B 2772 BD Pink Jazzhit with flowers owned by Uya Kuya yg mantan vokalis Tofu itu lho (if I’m not mistake, but I really sure). And he’s definatelly a gay …. even he said in some shit infotainment that this car presented for his wife. So what’s the big deal, a gay can also have a wife .. right ? (to covering up his gay activity ?)
Hehehehehe ……
No offense yah, Kuya :p (LOL)
Comment by sentai_fans • March 20, 2007
@ Choqiees
im-neutral: ngga punya selera lo. you suck.
cara ngomong lu kek org kampung..
Comment by Im-neutral • March 20, 2007
Like Sentai said, it is proven that RICERS also a GAY thing, huehehehe …
Comment by tongki • March 21, 2007
gay surely can have a wife. look at jacko, he did try thought..hard.
Jazz yang paling nora menurut gue sih yang pake sticker sheik2 ngga jelas…apa coba..bisnis oli mas?
i’m neutral: kayanya “kek” lebih kampung deh…temennya apalahh lo ya?
Comment by Choqiees • March 21, 2007
and a tongki thing…
hahahahhahaahhaha…pisss
Comment by sapujagad • March 21, 2007
gue kok sama ya kayak im-neutral
meskipun bukan gue banget ni mobil, tapi menurut gue dibanding pic yg laen yg cuma modal stiker gbr bunga2, naga, triball flare atau tulisan jepun(/cina?) pic yg terakhir masih lumayan, cuma harusnya dibikin 2 doors aja sekalian
Comment by dhejay • March 21, 2007
Choqiees: wahh gw bukan temennya apalahh..knp emang? huznudzon neh(bener ga tu tulisannya)…
BTW dari analisa gw yg namanya choqiess ini tubuhnya udah dewasa tapi otaknya “kek” anak kecil…
Comment by Im-neutral • March 21, 2007
@choq: jadi… pengen banget malah gw..brapa duitan sih yah kalo impor ke jakarta?ntar kalo pulang lagi deh.. trakir gw make innova yg v luxury jadi ngerasa toyota ngeluarin mobil standar yg ricer (apa coba).. lagian tuh mobil norak banget, ada stiker crappynya pula..dah gw minta jual lagi sih (baru pake 3 bulan) slama di indo..
Comment by apalahh.. • March 21, 2007
@choq: lol.. selera lo kyk apa sih? salah yh orang beli prius standar? dosa? seumur2 gw blom perna th dkasi mobil gw modif2.. en lagi, lo trauma yah debat sama gw..sampe inget dlu gw pake kata “kek”..lol dude.. btw gw gak ngerti kata ini: “he did try thought”..
Comment by apalahh.. • March 21, 2007
duh ini kenapa pada napsu ama gue sih…tenang aja napa..eh apalahh..gue ngga inget pernah debat sama elo, gue inget ngata2in lo ko..gr banget lo hahaha..brapa duit? minta aja ama babe lo..apalagi abis jual INNOVA malah hahaha…selera gue beda ama elo pastinya…selera lo mobil plastik, gue ngga. get my drift?
and no, the last one emang jelek, ngga ada mendingannya sama sekali…and btw, ada yang pernah tau ngga si arti dari japanese writings yang di mobil2 gitu? penasaran gue
Comment by Choqiees • March 22, 2007
hihihi… knapa nih ribut2? gara2 jazz putih? menurut gue sih norak yah… tapi kalo menurut lo keren ya sudah lah, biarin aja… kita debat santai aja lah, ngapain sih dipusingin bgt.
Comment by tahukuning • March 22, 2007
tau, ribet banget…ampe curhat sgala soal INNOVA V LUXURY YANG BARU PAKE 3 BULAN (who the hell cares?) hahaha…iya deh jazz i-robo keren…setara sama INNOVA V LUXURY YANG BARU PAKE 3 BULAN lo tuh kayanya hahaha
Comment by Choqiees • March 22, 2007
Rusak bener kadang2 ni orang ngemodif Jazz ya! Kalo yg trakhir itu rada2 bingung gue…(antara mo nyela ato muji), tapi rapi, warnanya gak mencolok, n konsepnya orisinil gak asal2an…. (Oh God, don’t tell me I’ve got infected by “Rice-a-licious” virus inside my head hiauhuiahahaha!!!)
Comment by xingo • March 22, 2007
rapih sih memang rapih… finishingnya memang lebih bagus drpd bodykit ricer pada umumnya, paint job-nya juga ok. kerjaan jacobson bukan nih? biasanya dia kan mementingkan modif dgn “originalitas” tinggi. hehehe…
Comment by tahukuning • March 23, 2007
@coki-coki
bukannya gw belain si apalah ya. tp loe pernah mikir gak dia itu mungkin blm bisa cari duit sendiri, bisa jadi umurnya masih 18 thn mungkin?? jadi wajar aja kayaknya kalo dia minta beliin mobil sama “papi”nya…atau mungkin loe pas kluar dari rahim ibu loe gak pernah dibeliin apa2 gitu ama “papi” loe, lsg mandiri gitu??? pasti loe pernah doong minta sesuatu ama bokap?? aneh juga ni org kadang2..
Comment by Im-neutral • March 23, 2007
jazz pink B 8695 LU itu warnanya pink metallic biasa apa pink metallic shiny (apa lah istilahnya)?!?!..
Comment by noir • March 23, 2007
I didnt say jazz robo tuh keren..did I? emank ada yah mobil plastik? maksud lo mnk mobil2an? mobil2an gw aja gak ada yg plastik bos..hehe.. kleksi yg yg mtal smua tuh.. haha..gw juga inget bahwa kalah debat.. mana gak pduli sama masa dpan pula.. pls visit this: http://www.toyota.com/about/en.....nized.html
@neutral: gak punya bokap kali dy..no offense..btw lo tau darimna gw eighteen? gw cma gak maw waktu anak gw ntar seumur gw, langit dunia dah gak biru lagi..d jkt aj trakir kali gw balik dah rada abu2 gitu langitnyaa..
sudha lahh..
gw cma mau nannya ke choq: ” gay surely can have a wife. look at jacko, he did try thought..hard.” itu arti kalimat terakir apa?
Comment by apalahh.. • March 23, 2007
“though” goblok…belaga bego apa emang beneran bego sih lo? hahaha…ngomongin soal anak..kaya bakal beranak aja lo..blom tentu demen perempewi lo kekeke…mana pake ngasi treehuggers website pula…contoh kalo elo udah ngikutan di stupid greenies bandwagon…ngerti ngga bahasa gue?
Im-neutral, duh suse deh ye kalo ngga ngerti sarcasm, ngga usah ngikutan deh…diem aje napa si..mulut lo bau tuh ngomong mulu
Xingo, kayanya lo kena penyakit ricer deh kalo bisa ngomong gitu…kekeke
Comment by Choqiees • March 23, 2007
@coki-coki
si cokicoki ini mungkin memang bukan ricer..tapi otaknya
11 12 lahh ama ricer2 itu, do you remember ricers tend to get hostile when attacked…..dah mulai keluar kata2 “goblok”, “bego”, bilang mulut org bau sgala lahh haha…lucu men…tar lagi bisa2 kebon binatang dbawa2 neh…
Comment by Im-neutral • March 24, 2007
Choqiees rusuh yah….
ADMIN : di ban aja min, si Choqiees biang rusuh thu orang.
Comment by sapujagad • March 25, 2007
it’s toyota’s website you noob.. and yup.. gw dah ikut some kind of greenworld association di kampus gw..
elo yg salah nulis though kog malah nyalaen orang..gak pny muka, no offense kid.. thought sama though tu artinya beda jauhhh..sama ky otak lo sama otak gw..hehehe.. maaf yah kalo menyinggung.
iya sih, gw gak perlu dmen sama smua cwe kan? yg pentng smua ce yg dmen sama gw..lol..
Comment by apalahh.. • March 25, 2007
ban dah bannn..kekeke…
Comment by Choqiees • March 26, 2007
apakah jazz idaman itu simillar to monster…
Comment by meyam • March 26, 2007
Xingo, kayanya lo kena penyakit ricer deh kalo bisa ngomong gitu…kekeke
Comment by Choqiees | March 23, 2007 @ 11:58 pm
Bakaaaaarrr….!!! Somebody gimme the anti-virus pleeease…!
Comment by xingo • March 27, 2007
jazz paling bawah? weird…….
Comment by nyut2 • March 28, 2007
Oh man, i am sick of Jazz.
I like the last picture.
“Fear the Jazz GT-R!!!!!!!”
Comment by Wataru • May 19, 2007
I like none ricy concept style very much, but imitating a legendary new GT-R!
Unforgivable…
Comment by Fordrock • May 21, 2007
weh…. ada Jazz GT-R – Proto..
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