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Should I start talking? I don’t think so… For this, I’ll let you readers do the talking. Well, start bitching, guys…

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 8832 OH, Yos Sudarso, Jakarta.
Thanks to JRH for the photo.

Ever seen those cheap B-Movies? You know, the ones with those cheap looking plastic monsters that you know will eventually be eating actors that cannot act? Well, here’s one of them, but this one probably goes along with one of those not-so-high-tech B-movies, “The Attack of the Hideous Looking Indonesian Korean Car”.

Facts:
Timor, BD 81 WF, Pasteur, Bandung, Jawa Barat.
Thanks to RHM for the photo.

Just like the title said, this is exactly what a textbook ricer would do. First things first, start off with an extremely eye-poking paint that would make your neighbors either feel sorry for you, or kill you when you show your car on bright daylight. You won’t need turning signals in your life. Just block them out with flat-black paint. Second, you’ll need that obligatory Ralliart sticker for your Lancer. Chrome jetwashers go next along with those fake carbon hood and hood pins that do absolutely nothing but creating extra drag to your already not-so aerodynamic fucked-up car.

To complete the process of ricing your ride, you’ll also need those bright painted brake calipers. No no no, you need no Brembos, just stock brakes… Painted brightly. You’ll also need more stickers, too bad, Tom’s didn’t make any parts for Mitsubishi… But no worries, the more the merrier. You’ll also need that only-God-knows-what thingy to be attached on your top. You know, just like those rally cars.

Last but not least, nothing is complete without totally blacking-out your taillights. Don’t worry, it’s Indonesia, so it’s perfectly legal even if it doesn’t light up anymore. You’ll also need to attach the largest wing you could find. It doesn’t matter if it’s heavy, you can’t drive that fast anyway. And are you sure that this is a GTI? Ah heck, just slab ‘em on!!

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 556 TM, ITC Fatmawati, Jakarta.
Thanks to Aan for the photos.

I’m betting you guys, this car has the largest bong we’ve ever seen. No wonder it’s so damn slow, it has large ass rims and a puny compression. Just another typical gay “anak selatan”.
Facts:
Toyota Kijang, B 1119 CD, Pondok Indah, Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photo.

I simply have no comments on this one, except that the owner is probably a gay bishonen guy. Enough said.

Facts:
Honda Civic, D 266 F, unknown location.
Thanks to TJ for the photo.