Archive for December, 2006

The Smallest of Them All

December 13, 2006

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Well, we probably have yet to see the smallest. But this is the smallest we can get by far, of course that is until someone could provide us with a photo of a soil-ploughing Ceria. Just like lawnmowers, soil ploughers come in a batch of sizes, from those humongous with big bad ass wings, to those with a size of midgets with a not-so-much power to burst through those dual exhausts. But no matter what size they are, believe me, they do a hell of a soil-ploughing, hahaha.

But come to think of it, with diffusers that thick, do they even work?

Facts:
KIA Visto, B 8691 F, BSD Tolls.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Accessorize!: Type-R Electronic Siren

December 11, 2006

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Wow… And sports cars need one of those? Riiiighttttt….

Thanks to Mpu Gondring for the photo.

Another Airbrush Victim

December 7, 2006

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There are certain formulas to make a Jazz into something this disgusting.

One. Pay a certain amount of money, and tell someone to paint it so that it looks like shit.

Two. Make the whole car wider. Don’t worry about the damages, just tear ‘em up!

Three. Use dual exhausts. Why oh why? Only God knows.
Four. Buy a set of Fabulous Profound rims, fake or real, it doesn’t matter. Not that the rim is ugly, in fact we have nothing against it, but come on, does every single Jazz must wear a set of those?

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 8873 OU, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to TP for the photos.

Discotheque

December 7, 2006

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Even Dorce is not this kampung… Anybody care for a disco-dut session?

Facts:
Toyota Corolla, B 2910 QH, Pondok Gede Tolls.
Thanks to Mpu Gondring for the photo.

Mobile Laundry Service

December 7, 2006

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It could be a mobile laundry service, or an electrically-powered bumper car… You decide.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 8183 MW, somewhere in Pantai Indah Kapuk.
Thanks to AH for the photo.