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Gee… I never knew that they loved us that much that they made a parody! Oh, please do check out the comments, it seems that they thought everybody here is the site’s caretakers, AND they also want to beat the crap out of all of us, caretakers or not…

Now, let me give you one argument… It’s proven that ricers are either dumb, immature, and they don’t do much of a research before bursting out comments. Want some proof? Let me quote some of those comments:

“baru tau gue ada website addmorehp.com….sekumpulan orang yang gak ada kerjaan…dan sirik abis…”

Well, kid, we do have jobs. And if you follow how our site is growing, you might notice that we did this on our FREE TIME.

“yg admin addmorehp.com selain *xingo* sapa lage? ada yg tau?? ato ga membernya…. ketemu dijalan kalo dia lage markir g baretin sini”

And he thought that Xingo is also a caretaker. Sorry, man, you know how they think… They can’t!

“paling enak,, cariin orangnya terus HAJAR SAMPE HANCUR , jangan biarin mati. bikin setengah mati saja.. heuehuhe..”

Another 16-year-old with a cocky penis, “I don’t like you, I’m going to beat the crap out of you, and all your whatever is mine!” He must’ve ejaculated too often.

As with all riced out Avanzas, spidery organicly hideous bodykits and fake flat black hoods are often a must. One thing though, he could’ve at least remove that arc from the grill’s chrome top, and THE CHROME ITSELF! Do these mods add performance to your car? Absolutely not. But it does give you a breeze feeling that you’re Peter Parker. Ooh… I feel so webby now…

But once you get stupid, you just don’t stop. Painting your drums red is sometimes considered as a barometer on how high your IQ is in terms of car mods. Oh, and that pembajak sawah, too…

By the end of the day, he’s more toward the Punisher than Spidey!

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 8157 PV, Electronic City parking area.
Thanks to B for the photos.

People of the south, and you stinkin’ AGJs who wear pink polos and thought Great Corollas are divine cars, be worried… Be very worried…

You think you’ve seen it all? I don’t think so…

I rest my case…

Facts:
Toyota Corona, B 2954 UJ, Arteri Pondok Indah, Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photos.

We always wanted to put this poor looking Jazz in our collection of victims.

We know that the owner is a girl, hence the pink color scheme. I’m sorry… Cheesy pink color scheme. And oh, what about those 19 inch wheels? How fast do you expect this Jazz to accelerate from 0-60? A week?

We also know that dual exhausts is a must-have for natural born ricers. So either this girl is an idiot, she must’ve had an idiot brother or boyfriend.

We also know that this car was once featured in Otomotif. Manis Karena Milis? Hahahahaha… That’s the best joke ever. Based on that particular article and assuming none has changed since the article’s date, we also found out that the car uses tampered Tein springs. That adds another point to this girl’s retard rating.

The truth is, I am willing to bet that this post would generate another huge traffic from the next door neighborhood. Well, it’s ugly, so we don’t care if some guy, which you know who… You know, the one whose name we cannot say… Barge in here and starts to provoke things a bit :P.

So what would I do when I have 30 million Rupiahs in my deposit? I’d buy performance upgrades and not cosmetic degradations.

Updates!
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Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 8554 HW, Ratu Plaza parking area.
Thanks to TP for the photos.

Sorry about the long time with no updates, folks. We’re back with at least a little bit time to do a small update or two. This time, it came from somewhere along Kuningan, on a nice breezy Sunday afternoon…

When the 206 came out, we realize that sooner or later that catchy scoop would create an euphoria among ricers. Here’s an example. Make that two, actually. What does it do? Nothing. Simply nothing.

And I really don’t get this one… What part of this car is interactive, by the way? What does the owner do anyway? Mobile clinics?

Facts:
KIA Visto, B 8251 TV, somewhere in Kuningan, Jakarta.