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What on mother earth is this? Is this a hideous Baja Bug replica?

Or an overgrown monster from a cheesy b-movie? Maybe Lorenzo Lamas could help us identify this thing.

Facts:
Okay, Fiat 500? Frankly it doesn’t look like one anymore, B 390 YA (Emang bego abis), Hero MT Haryono parking area.

Morons think that GT-Wings are for every each of their cars, from city cars to SUVs. Well, the significant difference of our much bigger brain volume and theirs do create a gap between us and them. Let’s take a look on some cars that have become victims of stupidity.

I have no idea, but does the wind at Bogor is different from Jakarta that FF cars needed GT-Wings? And the fugly Altezza lights…

Based on my knowledge, Mazda Astinas never require that kind of coat hanger on its ass. And it’s certainly not a diesel-powered car.

Now this one… This one just tried too much to look cool that he forgot that Coronas are FF cars. This, people, does not look cool. This, people, looks gay!

Facts:
Honda Civic, F 1887 AS, somewhere in Puncak. (B)
Mazda Astina, B 2747 JF, Metropolitan Mall parking area, Bekasi. (Jonky Jambul)
Toyota Corona, unknown license plate, Blok M, Jakarta. (SL)

In the beginning, there was the Air Force One, an American pride…

Then, there was the Nike Air Force One, an American legend…

Then, there was… There was… What the hell is this?!?!?! This ain’t American!!!!

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, unknown license plate, Kartika Utama, Pondok Indah, Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photo. Bush photo property of Urban Dictionary.

Yes, we’re back again for another edition of Pinky Shits! And today’s guest star is Mr. Pinky himself. Mr. Pinky is a recepient of an experimental organ transplant surgery, as we can see that it has a Corolla’s fascia.

And an Estilo/Genio ass… Unfortunately, the surgery turned his skin into a gayish color of pink. But no worries! To the gays, pink is a very macho color. Be proud, Mr. Pinky!

Facts:
Mazda MR90, D 180 MM, somewhere in Cisitu, Bandung, West Java.
Thanks to Jonky Jambul for the photos.

Well, this is the car to our loved-by-animals vet, Dr. Doolittle. Let’s take a closer look, shall we? And you’ll see how he managed to make friends with many many species in the animal kingdom…

See… I told you, animals can live happily together. From snakes to zebras, to giraffes, or even dinosaurs! Isn’t it nice to have a so peaceful world?

Facts:
Toyota Kijang, B 8112 VN, Jl. Kerinci 1, Mayestik, Jakarta.
Thanks to DW for the photos.