King of the Road
July 12, 2006
The other day, a fake Starlet GT came by to some house and got so unlucky that we managed to obtain eight detailed photos from our contributor. Yes, people, eight! This one will surely beat the rest of our posts in terms of photos by far!
A 5Zigen exhaust is a must for you who crave speed. He’s just craving people, but the thing is, he can’t go that fast… Oooh… That must be painful to know. And who could smoke their taillights so dark that nobody can see them lit? Only morons. Let’s move to the front now, shall we?
Well, what do you know? It’s filled with extraordinary details, folks! From the Euro Type-R wipers (Yes, again, it’s a must… I don’t know what good do they do, but it’s a must) to the IT sticker. Does that stand for Information Technology? Industrial Technology? Or Idiot Technology? Besides, who would choose an I.T. logotype that looks like a ninja shuriken? What are you? High-tech ninjas?
And now, I’m starting to believe why most of those feng-shui guided contractors never put the 13th floor on a building. This is an example of a bad luck attached to car. He surely is on the wrong place at the wrong time. If only he came like several hours after, nobody would be able to snatch these photos, wouldn’t they?
An Advan sticker, yes, that’s a good choice of tyres, actually…
But if only he’s actually using Advan tyres, that wouldn’t be a problem. Oh yeah, he also painted his drums. Man, his crime just keeps piling up! Let’s go inside the car!
Only idiots would choose diamond steel plates for interior carpets. Imagine what it’s like when driving this thing with wet shoes…
He even got himself a rice die-cast model. Oh God, not only that he is a riceboy, his toys and collections are rice, too! He must be a true survivor of the rice world!
And this is just priceless… He simply thinks himself as a King of the Road. Hey, we all have dreams, right? Unfortunately, his dream won’t be coming true anytime soon.
Facts:
Toyota Starlet, D 1162 D? (they missed the last digit, somehow), somewhere in Mayestik.
Thanks to anonymous for the exclusive photos.
Posted in: Not-too-Fast,Posers,Simply Norak
Komen2 nya sich OK! tapi kok kayanya kalo design tulisan IT aja ampe lo komen…lo udah terlalu jauh kale…mendingan komen yang ada hubungannya ama mobil aja…kalo lo komen soal design tulisan IT yang kaya ninja shuriken….ga relevan sama sekali..malah jadi keliatan lo orang yang rese…
Sory ya tapi buat masukan aja biar komen2 nya tetap terbatas pada modif mobil aja ga melenceng ke mana2..
Thanks! Keep Updating bro! Gw jadi tiap hari buka ini website..
Comment by daplun • July 12, 2006
ada benernya juga kata yang di atas gwa ini,
kecuali kasus Baleno Jomblo yang gwa foto tu hari,
itu kan masih ada kaitannya, hihihi …
Comment by tongki • July 12, 2006
Masih ada kaitannya kok, kemaren aja kan ada Baleno “Design”…
Comment by ben • July 12, 2006
iya Ben, kalau diplesetkan IT menjadi Idiot Technology menjadi
unsur lucu2 an saja koQ, cuman terkadang terkesan maksa.
Comment by tongki • July 12, 2006
hahahahaha
‘king of the road’ :)
semoga ni orang cepet nyadar dan tobat :D
Comment by ricer_tobat • July 19, 2006