Add More Horsepower!

For you riceboys who have developed strange quirks involving things like chopping off your chassis to make way for your 35″ spinning bling rims (should there is such thing), installing NOS upgrades on a stock engine, or shortening your springs to brute-force way, we have something that we hope could probably open your mind to reality, after all, car modifications to the extreme is a whole new meaning of life for you guys, isn’t it?

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Source: Autoblog

First of all, we hated, and we’ll say it once again, WE HATED the taillights. Second of all, we never thoroughly tested bodykits in wind tunnels in our lives, but with ones like that, not only that it’s ugly, doesn’t it create more turbulence instead of downforce on high speeds?

Facts:
Toyota Avanza, B 1769 AI, somewhere in Serpong.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Some guys are dumb enough that they think we didn’t know that the car is a Honda Jazz.
Some guys are dumb enough to put a Ralliart sticker on a Honda.
Some guys are dumb enough to paint a car’s trunk to look fast.
Some guys are dumb enough to put an AC Schnitzer logo on a Honda. (That’s a Schnitzer, right?)
Some guys are dumb enough to put a large NX sticker on a car with a stock engine. (Come on, this has got to be stock, right?)

Some guys are simply dumb enough. Oh yeah, the rims also look like those came out from a Hong Kong black market, it looks cheap enough.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, unknown license plate, Cengkareng tollgate.
Thanks to WT for the photo.

With all that flat black paint, the guy’s trying too much to look like a reversed Honda Element. But then again, flat black paint could triple the horsepower you have now.

Facts:
Hyundai Atoz, B 8039 IE, somewhere in Jakarta.
Thanks to WN for the photo.

This is a real-life example of a “Pacinko” style mod. Unlike the Pegasus, stars, stripes, or anything else, the dragon adds 5000 ponies almost instantly to the already deteriorating Honda.

Not only that, he also managed to put a massive downforce to prevent the dragon from doing anything nasty to the, again, already deteriorating Honda. And oh, are those fake 2-piece rims?

This is what I call a confirmation to the already bad stereotype in terms of Chinese taste. This is truly an embarassment the ones who have good taste. No offense guys, I’m not a racist and I’m Chinese myself, but this is outrageously ugly, and I completely reject Pacinko style, including hair dyed with Chocobo colors (Aren’t you proud to have a nice black hair on top of your head?).

Facts:
Honda Civic, B 8290 AG, Talang Betutu Apartment parking area, Jakarta.
Thanks to B for the photos.