Curse of the Wing

March 2, 2006

I still don’t understand why people install GT-Wings on FF cars. Oh! I get it, he must be too mobile that he needs to have a laundry hanger on his car. You know, to dry underwears off by speeding past the speed limit. It’s a good thing that Indonesia doesn’t have a strict speed limit rule, therefore making him the fastest underwear dryer in Jakarta. He could simply be a guy running a laundry-drying service. Phenomenal!!

The double exhaust tips are used for the immense turbine powered engines required for an on-road dryer to perform its tasks efficiently.

The body kits, as you see, are to enable high speed maneuvers to shake those drips off the underwears. As physics suggest, a massive downforce would create an equal amount of pressure on top of the wing, thus thrusting the drips downward.

Okay, maybe I’m too speculating on that theory and lost myself there. But this guy must be a genius, being able to create an efficient underwear dryer that can be used on-the-go.

Facts:
Honda Accord Cielo, too blurry license plate, somewhere in Mampang Prapatan, Jakarta.

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