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I just can’t comprehend why people would choose the Player 717 rim. This guy just doesn’t know that the rim DOES NOT SUIT a Japanese car. And in fact, it probably doesn’t suit anything. It’s just completely hideous, and you could probably picked out a hundred different kinds of wheels out there which are better-looking and perhaps cheaper.

Not to mention that the rims are too big for the car… Poor Aerio. BTW, the sender of this photo also reported that the car runs at approximately no more than 40 KPH. Too heavy wheels? Maybe.

Our verdict is: This rim is suitable for use with your gas cooker, or stove, or whatever that you use to cook.

Facts:
Suzuki Aerio, B 2708 PC, Gading Serpong, Tangerang.
Thanks to TP for the photo.

This is the thing that would happen to you puny riceboys…

One. A broken GT-Wing edge (An FF with a GT-Wing???)
Two. A missing tail part.
Three. A trunk that has to be tighten with a rope (Probably due to the immense pressure of the GT-Wing), or a rear bumper that has to be suspended with a rope… Hmm… Either way they both sucks.

You want to go faster but you can’t even keep your body parts intact. And, is it me or that license plate is not supposed to be there?

Facts:
Kia Sephia, B 8510 SA, somewhere in Bintaro.
Thanks to B for the photo.

What kind of retard could do a thing like this to a Mercedes Benz? This is very pathetic. And I doubt that the thing on top of the car is a working GPS antenna.

Facts:
Mercedes Benz C Class, unknown license plate, Pisang parking area, Tanah Kusir, Jakarta.

The Americans have the Green Lantern, but what could possibly stop us from having our own version of the super hero organization? Introducing the Green Petromaks’ official mean of transportation, the Petromaksmobile…

Not only that it’s covered in the cheesy signature Petromaks Green, it also sports a pitch black tailight… So black that we could hardly see the light when it lits. Wait… Are those green tailight marker bulbs?!?! OMG!!!

Aerodynamic is a very important issue here, having downward rear fins that resemble the pembajak sawah will make a huge difference when navigating the interstellar wormhole. It won’t work on regular roads, though.

Oh so huge wheels… Oh so tiny brakes. But then again, who needs brakes when you are rushing down the space continuum?

Facts:
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 1260 QB, Cilandak Townsquare parking area, Jakarta.
Credits to TP for the photos.

I know that Jazz modifications come in various styles and finishes, some are great, while most are, well, sort of… Crappy…

You see here, one, the Honda Jazz is a city car. Two, whatever it takes, it will never go well with a set of Player 717 rims with all that blings and all (And personally I think that is one of the most disgusting rim designs ever). Three, making your running gear to look like a set of frying pans wouldn’t make your car any better.

Facts:
Honda Jazz, B 8524 TP, UPH parking area, Karawaci, Tangerang.