Add More Horsepower!

Up to this day, there are only two drivable original Hot Wheels cars that went to production. First there was the Twin-Mill, then there was the Deora II, manufactured to real life from the magic hands of the legendary Chip Foose.

We all know that several years back, Mattel opened a factory in Indonesia to produce some of their toys. But what we don’t know is that Mattel ordered Hot Paint Factory to create a real-life replica of a Chevrolet Blazer from their Hot Wheels Blings line-up.

This car is a straight copy of a Hot Wheels die-cast from the bottom up. Judging from the looks of it, it would be most likely that it is capable projecting high-intensity microwave beams from its quadruple fog-lights, very useful for evaporating opponents into thin air.

Stripings have also become an important factor for a show car, like the one we can see here, it came up into something that resembles a tsunami-wave-sea-gull-checkmark-like pattern. Or is it something from an airline graphic standard manual? Hmm… Ouch!! It’s hot…

As it is common in Hot Wheels Blings cars, oversized bling-ed rims are rules of thumb. Many many horsepower are wasted only to turn these to proper speed. Oh did I mention stopping too?

Engine modifications are simply essential for Hot Wheels based cars. Twin exhausts… Hmm… If the Twin Mill has twin Chevrolet engine, why can’t this one too? It’s a Chevrolet anyway… This car would probably be capable of producing an immense 1500HP output and blow away every car along the Vegas strip.

This car is currently owned by a lecturer in Pelita Harapan, our famous hunting ground for adept ricers. And while we usually don’t review show cars, this is one of th…

Wait, did you just said that this is not a show car?

What?!?! Hot Wheels Blings doesn’t have anything to do with this?

Maaannnn… I just wasted 20-minutes writing a useless review…

Okay, in that case. This car is simply norak. And using show cars for daily driving is a crime.

Facts:
Chevrolet Blazer, B 8960 PH, UPH lecturer’s parking area, Karawaci, Tangerang.
Thanks for AT for the pics.