Add More Horsepower!

We received this peculiar email today from a guy named Andreas or Antreas Kallis or whatever his name is, from Cyprus:

Goodmorning,
Can you please send me a contact email of the owner of below link car,beacause i want to modify my car like his.
http://addmorehp.com/2008/11/20/bmw-now-offers-mpvs/

Thanks in advance
Antreas

At this point, we don’t know if this is just an automated spam, we’re being punk’d, or this guy is just a plain idiot. I’m just going to assume that he’s an idiot.

You can add this unnecessary body kit so that it reminds you of Need for Speed: Underground wherever you go…

Or you can physically molest it so that it looks like a gay chameleon monster from Power Rangers…

You can also add peculiar things (including things that seems to be fake disc brake rotors) so that it looks like a rally car that probably won’t survive 5 minutes in a dirt track…

Or you can turn it into an EVO, because we all know that they are exactly the same, right? Right?

Facts:
Mitsubishi Galant, B 2786 SA, unknown location.
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 8 QI, Pondok Labu.
Mitsubishi Lancer, B 1255 BQ, Pondok Indah Mall 2 parking area.
Mitsubishi Lancer, Z 11 KI, Paris van Java parking area, Bandung.
Thanks to B for the photos.

Required ingredients:

• A car, preferably a cheap one or an old beater.
• Fake carbon fiber stickers, sold in rolls.
• A clear smoke spray paint, but a solid black paint would do fine, you wouldn’t know the difference.
• Duct tapes, any cheap-ass brands would do just fine.
• 5-10 minutes of your free time (I’m pretty sure you have a lot of time to waste, anyway).
• A maximum IQ of 30.

Facts:
Daihatsu Xenia, B 8522 KX, Giant Bintaro parking area.
Thanks to B for the photos.

Facts:
Toyota Soluna, B 1679 NEO, somewhere in Deplu, Bintaro.
Thanks to B for the photo.

Facts:
Mazda MX-6, unknown license plate, unknown location.
Thanks to I for the photos.